Erectified

When you didn’t finish the blowing you started the night before.

Husband: When I tried to get you to blow me last night, you were so coked up you wouldn’t shut up long enough for me to stick my dick in your mouth. The situation needs to be erectified.

by Speak1074 September 15, 2021

Rendified

The act of telling someone you love them when you do not.

You're a liar, I loved you and you rendified.

by Itswhstever November 22, 2021

Rexified

A perfectly serviceable item, taken apart, examined and subsequently ruined.

The 3d printer had been Rexified so would sadly never work again

by Daddywinfield001 January 19, 2022

Ratified

When a member of the friend group wants to initiate in the consumption of a potentially harmful substance (e.g. cocaine), said friend must get formal consent from the group. If majority approval is given, consumption is allowed.

Can also be applied to less harmful substances at odd hours (e.g. morning beers).

Randy: Breakfast beers anyone?
Group: Ratified

Randy: Is everyone cool if I do a line right now?
Group: Ratified
Eddy: Rack one up for me to!

by Bluntz420Blazzze October 8, 2022

Ricctified

To pull apart a perfectly working piece of equipment ( eg. Butane gas lighter, hot water high pressure cleaner ) and then put it back together in a far more superior way than manufacturers ever intended.

Hey bro, why are you dismantling that perfectly working electrical motor?

Bro, don't worry when im finished everything here will be Ricctified

by Woganade June 11, 2023

Rockified

Rockified/Rockify (present tense)

(In music) To turn a song from a genre such as hip-hop, country, disco, etc. into a version that is similar to rock and metal music.

Did you hear about that band, The Burning Polaroids? They rockified that old disco song I Will Survive and it sounded amazing!

by raventheguitarist January 19, 2024

Rectilient

Pronunciation: /rɛkˈtɪl.i.ənt/ (rek-TILL-ee-uhnt)

Definition:
Causing astonishment or admiration; strikingly impressive, excellent, or remarkable in quality or effect.

Verb: Rectiliate

1) The soundtrack’s atmosphere was rectilient, elevating the entire experience.

2) Her solution to the problem was rectilient in both creativity and execution.

3) That’s actually rectilient—way better than I expected.

by Scuffed Miku February 2, 2026