rectalenus

The act of having ones head up ones ass.

Barack Obama has a serious case of rectalenus.

by haywoodyoublowme June 1, 2014

Rectangle

A rectangle is most commonly found when a person trys to eat to many carrots at once. They get an overflow which causes the rectum to become tangled and mangled.

"Ouch the rectangle is hurting between my legs, Dude."

by L0nGw@nGe|2 March 27, 2003

rectangled

Rectangle; to be, get, have been, to become, getting, got, am "rectangled"

The act of getting absolutely retarded out of your brain on drugs, alcohol, huffing glue, whatever the need be.

Also, see mangled

"hey man, what did you do last night?"
"man, i got fuckin' rectangled"

by conpiece! November 14, 2007

Rectangle Ass

The result of sitting on an uncomfortable chair (wood, office, bleacher) for an extended period of time. Usually prefaced by the term "case of" as if it were a condition or a disease.

I had so much work at the office today that I didn't get a lunch and when I got up to leave, I had a horrible case of rectangle ass.

by captainbone February 15, 2017

golden rectangle

The Golden Rectangle is when a chick gives you a golden shower in a Geometry classroom.

Sara is such a whore. She gave me a golden rectangle in geometry class after school.

by arcoladave November 13, 2013

Rectangle

You better recognize DJ Rectangle!

by B-Drac August 23, 2003

Pocket-rectangle

a code name for phone, usually used in a case where you are carrying your phone around when it is banned.

This isn't a phone, it's a pocket-rectangle.

by vernica May 9, 2017