cranial rectal inversion

The act of having your head up your ass.

"Are you really that stupid? You must be suffering from a cranial rectal inversion. What a dumb-ass."

by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003

Magical Rectangle

A mystical glowing tablet forged in the fires of Mt. Jobs (but really a factory in China) time suckage champ since '01'
iPhone/other smartphone

Source of all news and questionable information, gateway to drunken regrets/feats of greatness, photo-documentarian, pornographer...flashlight.

Person : "I have half a bottle of gin, an old iced coffee and some cherries....that's like a White Russian ...right?"
Other person: "Dude you're an idiot. Use your magical rectangle and check that shit out. Also never invite me over again."

Urban warrior: Ugh... I didnt read the book all my roommates lame co-workers are talking about...I'll consult my magical

rectangle and wiki that shit...or look up how to fake a seizure. Either way...I WIN!

IT KNOWS EVERYTHING WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!

by Arrthepirate January 8, 2014

Recalcitrant

Being obstinately uncooperative toward authority.
Having a very uncooperative attitude.

Don't be recalcitrant Kevin. You know it brings out the worst in me.
- Crowley

by FlowerDoctor June 23, 2018

Full Rectal Blowout

The act of releasing 110% of all contents built-up in your anal cavity, destroying the toilet and all other objects within a 5-mile radius.

It was awful man, when we went back to her place I had a full rectal blowout. She had to re-paint her entire bathroom the next day.

by Los Kelbroles December 12, 2010

Frequently Activated Rectal Tremble

Reverse acronym for fart.

Dude, Jorge has Frequently Activated Rectal Trembles. He smells like a pollcat.

by keifermail June 29, 2009

rcta

Stands for “race change to another” and is currently a microtrend where people envy a race/culture so much they associate themselves as it. They most often identify as Eastern Asians and fetishise their culture and appearance

“That girl said she’s Asian but she’s literally white”
“Oh that’s because she’s rcta and identifies as Asian…”
“Ew”

by Lilmoo222 September 23, 2022

reckanize

(v.) 1. To acknowledge recognition of someone known. (exp.) 2. Said when a familiar person is seen to greet them or to exercise superiority.

"He reckanized her." "HEY, BROTHA! RECKANIZE!" "HA! I ownz0r J00! RECKANIZE!"

by Razukin December 1, 2002