River Recatto

Smartest Nigga in the world, but ugly asf and sucks at basketball, and gets no bitches. But roast on Versace for getting all the murrieta bitches.

I wish I can get with that girl but I'm a River Recatto.

Ex.2
Person 1: Why am I last to get picked on the basketball team?
Person 2: Because your River Recatto, just GO HOME !

by riverrecatto October 13, 2014

rocastalk

1. the act of following members of the rocafella family in what could be described as a stalking manner. It's key to note that this is the loving form of stalking and not the creepy kind.

can also be used as an adjective, ie. rocastalker.

E: "I totally went to Jay-Z and Beyonce's apartment buildings today - I am such a rocastalker."

by eryonce August 6, 2006

recrastinated

An afterthought of procrastination. If one has procrastinated, then starts to do a task, but decides they have had enough, they revert back to procrastination - i.e they recrastinate

Jimmy was going to start his "Sunset Song" character dissertation, but recrastinated - so he got whipped by the english teacher at the front of class!

by Babelasc Scotland September 21, 2006

Rewasted

To get wasted again before fully recovering. The hangover phase is not completed in its entirety.

Kim and I were going to go to the park for a picnic, instead we went to the bar and got rewasted.

by Dr. Einstein Esq. August 5, 2012

recanting

When you can't even, then the situation comes up again so you can't even all over again.

I'm recanting over this English paper.

by ahyeet December 15, 2018

remasturbate

Masturbating to a previous masturbation memory.

I had the most intense masturbation session today. It was amazing. I will definitely remasturate to it.

Do you ever remasturbate to your first circle jerk experience?

by bateworld August 31, 2019

reCAPTCHA

The older reCAPTCHA was simple and modest, it could even humor you with its word suggestions. The newer reCAPTCHA on the other hand is literally evil incarnate. It's more complex and involves matching the appropriate pictures. Can be a complete utter asshole by slowing down the animations and on top of that it won't even let you pass despite doing everything right.

Though, there are versions of reCAPTCHA that work automatically in the background or only require a ✅

Me: *does every single picture-matching puzzle correctly*
reCAPTCHA: nah not feeling it tonight lol

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 12, 2021