so relatable

Imagine someone tells you something and you don`t know what you say. That`s what you say.

"I was masturbating and came just as my mother entered the room. I ended up coming all over her."
"So relatable."

by Alsace-Lorraine=german 1871 May 23, 2019

Realtimer

A person who intentionally watches TV shows (and commercials) without the use of a DVR, usually for the purpose of self-aggrandizement by spoiling the plot for everyone else.

Realtimer: Dude, did you see the new Lost last night?
Normal: No, I DVR'd it and plan to check it out this weekend.
Realtimer: OK, but the twist this episode is...

by Urban Source March 13, 2009

realkampf

The contrapositional relationship between representation and aesthetic.

Ie. The representation, the object, or the subjective as a confounding experience preventing the observer from seeing the aesthetic (objective).

Realkampf propounds that representation-in-attribute blinds the observer to aesthetic-in-itself.

by sandraxine July 9, 2018

Realadmin

A title for an advanced h4x0r who cracks CSGO cheats. (Specifically Plaguecheat.cc)

"Oh no! realadmin is back! It's over for V5!"
"Plaguecheat.cc crack tomorrow 4pm"
"frfr"

by The Real Tapi December 11, 2022

Realtist

A Realtist is an individual who joined NAREB, the National Association of Real Estate Brokers, Inc., when non-white realtors could not join a REALTOR Organization.

In 1939, we became Realtists because we were prohibited from joining NAR, GAR, etc.

by E. K. Johnson December 20, 2007

relatard

Somewhat similar to the concept of a frenemy, a "relatard" is someone who is retarded (not in the literal sense) that you only associate with because they're related to you by blood or marriage.

If Joe weren't my cousin, I would never associate with him. Freakin' relatard!

by puxly mcbuttont September 3, 2007

realturd

A real estate agent with an overinflated sense of entitlement or importance. Usually a spoiled Baby Boomer with a trust fund who sells real estate out of boredom and the need for social limelight.

Dismayed, the realturd huffed at her client for trying to negotiate a 2% commission and then lambasted her manager for poor leads because two listings weren't enough to support her lifestyle until her next trust fund check arrived.

by quintuenoahs July 7, 2011