Westgate smoky mountain resort

Hell

dude, im going to hell today

oh you mean Westgate smoky mountain resort?

yea

by Jamie Brooks October 15, 2008

Last-Resort soft serve

If you’re truly desperate for some soft serve ice cream, but you don’t have any, you can bend over your asshole, shit in your mouth, and boom. Soft serve. Note that the ice cream tastes like shit.

Aye, I’m really craving some soft serve ice cream, but I don’t have any handy. Last-resort soft serve time!

by Reed1103 April 25, 2019

alpine lake rv resort

The worst fucking campground in upstate New York. The kids that camp their are usually high or stealing shit. Most adults are stoners and the manager has the biggest stick up her ass.

Person 1: yo we should go to this campground, alpine lake rv resort!
Person 2: that’s the shittiest place yo

by anonymous December 6, 2020

resort porky

Overeating, drinking and being a total pig while staying at an all inclusive vacation resort

Bruh trally packed on the pounds while he was a resort porky..

by KImCobain June 6, 2016

rainbow resort

funny twitter user who makes funny little tweets on a funny little contraption called a phone

rusty: im going to the rainbow resort!

rain @rainbowresort_: holy crap youre doing WHAAAAT?!?!?!

by Rusty Rusty Rusty January 22, 2023

Norwegian Resort

a place where drunk people go to get hotel rooms

kid: omg did you see norwegian on the front page of roblox
mom: yes, me and your father go to Norwegian Resort to get away from the rat ashlifa and mooni

by pussylover1124 September 16, 2018

Two Coves Resort

A resort on Stewart Channel it is the greatest place on earth. A place of community and relaxation.

The Point is a spiritual place and the back cove a tranquil pond.

Two Coves Resort, offering cottages by the sea

by Beach Lord September 22, 2011