ass rat

a giant piece of shit that has a tail, resembling a rat

guy 1: so i was taking this giant shit at mcdonald's last night and it turned out to be an ass rat.
guy 2: god damn

by chicken fried negro sammich February 27, 2009

Rat in the Ass

Reference to a big, fat, nasty turd looking to bust its way out the ass. The ol’ turtle peeking.

I got a rat in the ass braaaaaahhh. I gotta shit.

This rat in the ass it hurting.

I gotta cut loose this rat in the ass.

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2018

ass-rat

An asshole who likes to fuck unassuming people over from behind.

You are such an ass-rat for tattletaling on your colleagues. Is that how you got promoted?

by Cont78 December 19, 2010

ass rat

a rat that lives in your ass

1. Eww! I found an ass rat up my butt.
2. OMG, she is being an ass rat.

by :P :P :P :P June 10, 2008

Ass Rat

A russian mail order husband who uses a screen name holy gerbil who exchanges his aim programing skills for a green card and escape from an Israeli relocation camp.

Arkansas woman: Ooooo weeee I'd sho like to get me one of them ass rats since they is so grateful for saving them they give you sex and everything right up the ass.

by BigBrotherMick426 September 23, 2009

rat faced ass factory

someone ugly (i.e. looking or having the appearance of a rat) who also smells (smells include things like "ass" or a sewage factory.)
In general, someone you don't like but need a new name to call. Can be combined with other insults as well.

1. You rat faced ass factory.

2. You're such a fucking rat faced ass factory. Eat a dick.

by Stacky August 27, 2003

rat-faced ass wagon

A slut bag of a girl who puts on a deceivingly pleasant front, and then fucks around behind your back. A rat-faced ass wagon is often responsible for breaking hearts, which is a mystery because she has a train wreck on her head that she refers to as her face. She is manipulative and has 5 times more emotional baggage than you can handle. Your friends will often hate her because... well, she sucks.

Person A: "Hey are you coming to see the play this Thursday with us?"
Person B: "Yeah man, I hope that nasty bitch isn't coming."
Person A: "Yeah, what a rat-faced ass wagon."

by Absconder February 27, 2011