Riddle Ratio

The horrifically abysmal ratio of males to females at Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University, typically around 7:1

Dude, the Riddle Ratio is really bad this semester. There are more squirrels than girls here!

by Straight Riddle Guy January 15, 2012

Plump to Juice Ratio

the measure of the plump aka size of a girls ass vs the juice aka sweet and tight factor of the ass, a 50/50 mix is perfect but good luck, u need to have the right amount of plump and juice to be perfect, not too much of one or the other!!!!

Kim Kardashian and Beyonce def have plump and some juice
60/40 plump to juice ratio
Jessica Alba and Megan Fox def have juice and some plump
40/60 ratio plump to juice ratio
PERFECT RATIO IS HARD TO FIND BUT IF U DO GET ON IT ;)

by rfshitshow October 28, 2010

Ratio

A comeback that clout chasers use when someone on Twitter says something low IQ to get easy likes because they grew up without a father, got bullied in school a lot, and got no ass whatsoever. They live in their mother's basement consuming nothing but Doritos and Mountain Dew and spending their lonely days watching Belle Delphine's Onlyfans.

Ratio, because I want likes.

by AnonymousUser21 April 15, 2021

dennis miller ratio

A 1, 000, 000 : 1 ratio, as observed by professor Frink, ie one person in a million will find a joke funny.

A reference to Dennis Miller's sometimes mystifying commentary on ESPN's Monday Night Football.

*Lisa reads Comic Book Guy's Shirt*
Lisa: C:, C:\Dos, C:\Dos\Run. Ha! Only one person in a million would find that funny.
Frink: Yes, we call that the Dennis Miller Ratio.

by paynbow April 25, 2006

Reticolo Reogracia

Word invented to troll people when they ask for the 100th time if there will be any tests on the next day. It's based on the Reticolo Geografico, the Italian word for Geographical Grid.

HOW TO USE IT

When someone asks if there will be any tests tomorrow, just say "yes, there will be a test on the Reticolo Reogracia.

A: Are there any tests tomorrow?
B: Yes, there will be an oral test on the Reticolo Reogracia.

by La mia persona March 9, 2021

wetness to laughter ratio

A ratio relating to the volume of urine excreted concurrent with laughter which may be used as a fairly reliable estimate of how funny something is.

Pissing myself the whole time and unable to stop, I cleverly cited the prank’s wetness to laughter ratio as an excuse.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 16, 2019

Fellatio Ratio

In a sexual relationship, the overall ratio of fellatio performed to cunnilingus.

Dave: Yo man, my girl just dumped me. I don't know where I went wrong.
Jeremiah: What was your fellatio ratio?
Dave: It was about 1 to 4
Jeremiah: Well, there's your problem. It should be 1:2 at a minimum. 1:1 is ideal. You need to satisfy your woman, playa.
Dave: But it strains my neck!

by Dr. January August 19, 2008