by CruJones February 13, 2006
Get the ratfuck mug.a cross between a rat, a fink, and a mouse. This is an odd animal only found in seclusive arounds in western egypt. It evolved quite a bit ago when a natural formation of toxic chemicals spilled on to a fink colony in the ground. The smell atracked rats all over the world to partake in the delicious meal. The finks, only half dead at this time, were consumed by the rats and were absorbed into the rats' DNA due to the nuclear contents of the fink. This disaster was the end to Finks, but the birth of ratfinks. However, this disaster made the rats shun the ratfinks because they were different.
A: Look, a ratfink!
B: What's a ratfink?
A: sigh, a ratfink is a cross between a rat, a fink, and a mouse. This is an odd animal only found in seclusive arounds in western egypt. It evolved quite a bit ago when a natural formation of toxic chemicals spilled on to a fink colony in the ground. The smell atracked rats all over the world to partake in the delicious meal. The finks, only half dead at this time, were consumed by the rats and were absorbed into the rats' DNA due to the nuclear contents of the fink. This disaster was the end to Finks, but the birth of ratfinks. However, this disaster made the rats shun the ratfinks because they were different.
B: I really dont care
B: What's a ratfink?
A: sigh, a ratfink is a cross between a rat, a fink, and a mouse. This is an odd animal only found in seclusive arounds in western egypt. It evolved quite a bit ago when a natural formation of toxic chemicals spilled on to a fink colony in the ground. The smell atracked rats all over the world to partake in the delicious meal. The finks, only half dead at this time, were consumed by the rats and were absorbed into the rats' DNA due to the nuclear contents of the fink. This disaster was the end to Finks, but the birth of ratfinks. However, this disaster made the rats shun the ratfinks because they were different.
B: I really dont care
by guess December 22, 2004
Get the ratfink mug.A douchebag that sleeps with his ex girlfriends cousin and doesn't think anything of it. Ratfinks usually have no job, no car, and sleep on peoples couches for 4 months at a time. They also tend to have wide nostrals, a pointy nose, and a lack of chin. Beware; ratfinks love to cheat. Stay away from any ratfinks you know...they may be contagious.
by Bubbzy c: March 4, 2009
Get the Ratfink mug.Noun;
noun: Ratfucker | plural: Ratfuckers
1: The insane, narcissistic, outrageous asshat who tried to ratfuck her way into the White house with Russian hacking (although it failed and was blamed on the other candidate), deleting 30,000 emails, and trying to destroy our country.
2. A very stupid person who got back together with her cheating husband that had sex with another woman.
noun: Ratfucker | plural: Ratfuckers
1: The insane, narcissistic, outrageous asshat who tried to ratfuck her way into the White house with Russian hacking (although it failed and was blamed on the other candidate), deleting 30,000 emails, and trying to destroy our country.
2. A very stupid person who got back together with her cheating husband that had sex with another woman.
"Good thing our president beat that Ratfucker in the election."
"Your sister is such a Ratfucker."
"Don't be such a Ratfucker."
"Your sister is such a Ratfucker."
"Don't be such a Ratfucker."
by NotAFedupLiberal March 25, 2017
Get the Ratfucker mug.Rat fink is an experssion used to describe a person who has features that make him/ her look very rat like. These features could be hair that make them look stupid, or facial hair that is patchy, or just a very skinny face.
Man that new guy tony is such a RatFink!
yo did you just see that Ratfink , his beard is so stupid.
some bitch called me a Ratfink, so i smashed his window
yo did you just see that Ratfink , his beard is so stupid.
some bitch called me a Ratfink, so i smashed his window
by bob8999 December 14, 2008
Get the RatFink mug.by The_Incubator March 31, 2003
Get the ratfuck mug.Ratfuck is a person that looks like a fucking Rat so god damn bad he is just an annoying bastard that acts depressed and next second he will be hyper as fuck chugging energy drinks and punching you . Overall a Ratfuck is just a straight up faggot that looks identical to a rat.
by Lil Beanerr March 29, 2019
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