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Ranchelization

Ranchelization/ranchelize is the act of ranch being put on any body part or any article of clothing on one's person.
"Self ranchelization is a mental illness."
"Dude! She totally ranchelized my d!ck!"
by soullesscinder July 26, 2024
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Cock ranching

When you run out of lube for masturbation and decide to use ranch as a substitute , and then you aggressively beat your meat then finish into the bottle of ranch the drink it
Bro I was cock ranching so hard yesterday that my cock turned into salad
by George ranchington February 28, 2018
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Road ranching

Masterbating to completion between the intercom and the pick up window at a fast food restaurant
I’m road ranching in the McDonald’s drive through.
by Hoover sucks February 10, 2021
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cattle ranching

A blumpkin only with a guy eating a girls pussy while the cattle (shit) comes out of the gate (ass).. bc the tongue will graze the cattle as it come out!
My girl and I are going to be cattle ranching later!! Anyone else hungry?!?
by Kbeaudry80 February 19, 2022
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Dude Ranching

Using Ranch Dressing to aid one in fondling one's genitals, or those of someone else, to cause sexual pleasure.
My dudes and I were "dude ranching" with delight all night, but we didn't have time to clean up the ranch or get dressed before my parent came home from the opera.
by DudeRanchIT February 26, 2023
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Ms. Racheling

Slandering someone as acting in violence when in reality their behavior is basically that of a Kindergarten teacher.

Reference to how children's entertainer Ms. Rachel recorded calming songs for children under the bombs in Gaza and was called a member of Hamas by the ADL with calls to have her criminally prosecuted for charges similar to terrorism.
James was talking to the cop in soothing tones, but the cops shot him anyway and now they're Ms. Racheling him in the media saying he had a gun and was a part of MS-13.

I said the time off he canceled was a religious holiday and that it's okay if he forgot, but I still cannot work that day, and he started Ms. Racheling me, saying I was attacking him and saying he was an intolerant bigot.
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