rolf

rolling on le floor
similar to rofl, but it is sometimes used (especially in german speaking countries) to look cooler.

A: rolf
B: Who the fuck is rolf?
A: He is french. Rolling on le floor. Oh my gawd, you are such a noob.
B: Shut up.

by Reaper[at] November 24, 2009

rolf

abbr.
"Rolling on the laughing floor"

Used by some people as another way of saying rofl.

omg rolf

by Anonymous September 4, 2003

Rolfe

To eat takeaway every day of the week and then keep eating afterwards.
Also known as a term used in conjunction with the halo mode "team slayer". Cant happen after 10 o'clock though.

That Guy is such a Rolfe

by eflor yug March 5, 2008

Rolfing

To sexually interfere with an underage person

Did you hear Alex got arrested?
Yeah he was caught rolfing at the zoo

by dirtystuff November 10, 2014

rolf

What an asian calls a caucasian when they loose at something, usually sporting.

Caucasian: Haha! I got the ball!

Asian: OMG you're such a ROLF!

by Becky K...... May 27, 2008

Rolf

A boy who dumps a girl he loves after a year for a blond idiot who is all over every other guy in the school. Rolfs mostly love physical attention, and will freaking get resentful if a girl doesnt love him back. He self-loathes and is a drama-queen.

Mostly related to red heads, and soulmates are most often named Anna.

He's such a Rolf.

by Mmisssssssss April 2, 2009

Rolf

Rock Golf, a game that is played with a box spiggler which is hurled from the spangly dangler. Upon hurlation of the box spiggler, one proceeds to hit it with either a spiffler or a tobbler. There are not set courses on which to play you can play it anywhere! There are 21 holes that must be played. The turn order is determined by a tournament of rock/paper/scissors. the winner goes first. at the beginning of the game after the R/P/S tourney there is a mandatory cigarette break. Halfway through, either hole 10 or 11, there is also another cigarette break and the order is determined again by a R/P/S tourney. Gameplay continues until all 21 holes are played

They played Rolf in the middle of the Louvre! Can you beleive the audacity of those hooligans!

by the rolfer September 6, 2006