roflulz

The ultimate combination of rofl and lulz; often used when something is VERY uncomfortably funny

That joke was hilarious man! roflulz !!

by bill the red-blue-green guy May 7, 2010

Rotund

A term generally used to describe a male or female of great obesity. Persons who are described by this term often seen to eat a lot of shit and don't give a fuck about what others think about the size of their fat asses.

Guy 1: "Hey look it's Billy with a smoking hot blonde!!"
Guy 2: "How the fuck does that Rotund asshole get so lucky! The fat fuck!"

by Bleeped June 24, 2017

roft

a geniune loser, one of drunken mental disposition

standing in the corner lighthousing

by roberto smitherino January 27, 2005

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by Cliche' dude May 1, 2010

rotusque

term used to describe one who is both very obese and exceptionally ugly; being or seeing one who is described as such is by and large a very unpleasant experience for all parties involved. physical contact particularly, that of the sexual nature, has been known to bouts of vomiting and chastity

At least Sarah knew she did not catch anything this time, no one would ever sleep with a guy as rotusque as her most recent one night stand.

by chastity is for lovers March 16, 2009

rotundo

A nickname for an overweight person. Usually used in a friendly manner.

"Hey Rotundo the magnificent lets go you slow fuck!"

by Dopey baby! April 21, 2005

Rotundum

An exciting game where one must move across a rectangular board in any direction, when 2 players meet at a box junction they must duel. A duel is commenced by yelling ROTUNDUM! as loud as possible. They then must draw a ribbed dildo in the shortest possible time span. The winner is decided by the least amount of time it takes and the best quality drawn dildo. The loser must then insert a real dildo into Blaine's anus and beat off into his mouth, if he swallows, you are allowed to stay in the game. If he spits, you are eliminated.

Mike: ROTUNDUM!
Eric: Okay... 1,2,3... GO!
Joe: Man... Eric is the best at drawing dildos!
Blaine: Who cares about that! Just get to the part where you stuff it up my ass!
Chris: I heard Blaine can take 20 black cocks in the ass!
Morissette: OH YEAH! IT'S DA BEST!

by The Big Easy April 26, 2005