roflpwn

roflpwn is the act of taking someone's ego and progressing to place it into a blender with a small amount of lolitwist and running it through frappé.

1) That customer needed help configuring his spam assassin installation to filter our Russian porn. ROFLPWN! *unsupported*

by netster403 December 7, 2006

Roflicious

Something that you would rofl at. OMGWTFBBQSEXGRASSCARTRUCKCHICKENRIBSSKY
POOPSALAMANDERASLPLZKTHXBAICHOCOLATEPWN
is roflicious.

omfg that guys face is roflicious.

by Roflman June 16, 2005

ROFLPIE

The wonderful ROFL but in a tasty delectible pie form. Used in the same way ROFLCOPTER or ROFLCAKE.

Steve: Hi John whats up?

John: YOUR MOM! HAHALOLBBQ ROFLPIE!!

by INUDUDE33 September 3, 2008

Roflplantz

Roflplantz is another term for marijuana. Roflplantz is typically used when you need to talk about marijuana in a normal conversation but the cops/parents are around.

Person 1 : You down for some Roflplantz later?
Person 2: Shut up my mom might hear you.
Mom : What are Roflplantz?
Person 1 : Oh, its just a new game that kids are playing.

by Brian22213 March 19, 2010

roflwpimp

rolling on the floor laughing while pissing in your pants

Bob: justin bieber is a good singer

Jim: ROFLWPIMP
Bob: what
Jim: ROFLWPIMP

by swaggachase July 7, 2010

roflspew

Rolling on the floor, laughing so hard at something so disgusting that you end up spewing as a result.

Max- Nah John, funny story. Turns out she had burger nips. I did a proper roflspew

by KoKw June 29, 2011

Roflpiptoe

acronym - rolling on floor laughing pissing in pants turning over ecstatically. (usually said in a British accent)

girl: "Do you think it was because I was born in Jersey?"

guy: "Probably because you're retarded. That's what I'd go with lol"

girl: "Roflpiptoe."

by littlechickenbaster January 16, 2013