A fat Scottish bastard who drinks one bottle of corona and shags his own sister, typically known for his small cock
Man 1 " bloody hell that guys just tried to shag his sister "
Man 2 " bloody gone and pulled a robert"
Man 2 " bloody gone and pulled a robert"
by Pedohunter420 November 26, 2019
A cool and good friend and a great kid and has a best friend named kayla who is awesome and the BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST FRIEND EVER
by Thrgycy March 21, 2017
by The Gosh Dang Bruin November 17, 2018
A cool kid always wearing the drip. He got all the girls. But he be anti-social at times only at people he don't like. He is hilarious and he got the bag.
by #UNKNOWN1 November 30, 2021
Robert is a Smexy sexy man, who hates paninis, and loves gurls in bikinis, he has a massive schlong and will be by your side no matter what, and if anyone comes across a robert, they wil be demolished instantly, never judge a robert, because halve the roberts in the world are Pride-Demons, and will never back down from a fight.
...What a forking G ledgend
...What a forking G ledgend
by Malicos February 10, 2021
The type of guy who has mumbled speaking, the guy who sleeps at the weirdest times, is on the toilet 24/7
by xsavaex December 04, 2017
A teenaged male with OCD and social anxiety, he is easily freaked out by the fact that a person's wingspan is the same length as a person's height. This is a person with balls and is brave as he is the type of guy to throw a cone at a stray cat. He can change attitudes quickly from a serious philosopher to a basic white girl all the way down to asking, "you like jazz"
by You_like_jazz November 18, 2020