A fat Scottish bastard who drinks one bottle of corona and shags his own sister, typically known for his small cock
Man 1 " bloody hell that guys just tried to shag his sister "
Man 2 " bloody gone and pulled a robert"
Man 2 " bloody gone and pulled a robert"
by Pedohunter420 November 26, 2019
Get the Robertmug. A cool and good friend and a great kid and has a best friend named kayla who is awesome and the BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST FRIEND EVER
Who it that robert over there
by Thrgycy March 21, 2017
Get the Robertmug. by The Gosh Dang Bruin November 16, 2018
Get the Robertmug. A cool kid always wearing the drip. He got all the girls. But he be anti-social at times only at people he don't like. He is hilarious and he got the bag.
by #UNKNOWN1 November 30, 2021
Get the Robertmug. Robert is a Smexy sexy man, who hates paninis, and loves gurls in bikinis, he has a massive schlong and will be by your side no matter what, and if anyone comes across a robert, they wil be demolished instantly, never judge a robert, because halve the roberts in the world are Pride-Demons, and will never back down from a fight.
...What a forking G ledgend
...What a forking G ledgend
by Malicos February 10, 2021
Get the Robertmug. A teenaged male with OCD and social anxiety, he is easily freaked out by the fact that a person's wingspan is the same length as a person's height. This is a person with balls and is brave as he is the type of guy to throw a cone at a stray cat. He can change attitudes quickly from a serious philosopher to a basic white girl all the way down to asking, "you like jazz"
by You_like_jazz November 18, 2020
Get the Robertmug. The type of guy who has mumbled speaking, the guy who sleeps at the weirdest times, is on the toilet 24/7
by xsavaex December 3, 2017
Get the Robertmug.