A talented comedian that rescues Comedy Central Stand-up from their bovine, lack-luster "comedy" and misandry.
by TeskarTheBlindSquid February 2, 2020
Get the Rescue Comedian mug.Steals people's dogs when their level of care does not reach her expectations, yet her own dogs haven't been vaccinated. Thinks she is above the law. Is usually found on Facebook declaring some war on a random person with a lost dog. Is known for sayings like "just take the dog and take it to a shelter" "steal it and say you don't know" "don't give him his dog back" (the last statement usually after she steals the dog and has a friend take it to the shelter). She is often found bashing local law enforcement, especially humane officers and dog wardens because she thinks they aren't doing their jobs. She has never volunteered a day in an animal shelter, but is so quick to tell a shelter employee that they don't know how to care for an animal.
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Derogatory title for members of the Providence Fire Department assigned to a Rescue Company (EMS Division).
Originated as a malicious term sometime from the 1960s-1990s when being part of the EMS Division was seen as lesser work by those on Engine and Ladder Companies.
Today it is used jokingly, especially in reference to how the department's Rescue Techs (Medics) are overworked.
"Rescue really blows."
Originated as a malicious term sometime from the 1960s-1990s when being part of the EMS Division was seen as lesser work by those on Engine and Ladder Companies.
Today it is used jokingly, especially in reference to how the department's Rescue Techs (Medics) are overworked.
"Rescue really blows."
by Rescue9 May 23, 2020
Get the Rescue Blow mug.Basically a woman that doesn't have anything in her life together, no job, no goals, not even a working relationship with their kids. And you don't find all that out until after you have already started investing feelings for them. The 1st few times you try to help those people out of their situation. After a while you start backing away from those types of relationships. Because you realize they have to fix themselves. If you try to assist them out of it, and they ain't putting in effort too. You realize real quick why they are in the situation they are in. (A male can fit this description too )
by Racing Addict October 5, 2022
Get the rescue chick mug.A rescue piss happens when you take a dump and there is a piece of turd left on the porcelain that does not flush. Later on, you come back to take a piss and you send the turd to it's watery grave from the force of your piss, washing away the previous sins of leftover turb goblins.
I took a massive shit that left a piece of turd on the porcelain. I came back later and offered a rescue piss to force it into the water.
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Get the Rescue Team mug.A derisive and sardonic comment made in response to the tendency of Mr. Penn to believe that he is making a difference when he takes on a cause.
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