The Wilkes-Barre Repair Job is when a car has different colored parts. For example; the hood of the car is black, while the rest of the frame is shit green. Bonus points if multiple parts of the car are different colors.
Jim: “Dude, that car is a piece of shit. It looks like it’s hardly able to run.”
Fred: “I know, you can tell by the Wilkes-Barre Repair Job. The door is brown, the bumper is red, and the car is white. Surprised it still turns on.”
Fred: “I know, you can tell by the Wilkes-Barre Repair Job. The door is brown, the bumper is red, and the car is white. Surprised it still turns on.”
by The Wilkes Barre Repair Man October 3, 2022
Get the Wilkes-Barre Repair Jobmug. When a female is filling in/drawing on her eyebrows, and after both are finished, she comes to the realization that they aren't quite symmetrical; therefore resulting in having to undergo 'eyebrow repair' without harming adjacent makeup.
female #1: "Shit! I was drawing my eyebrows on, and they look totally different..."
female #2: "Thats okay girl, just do some eyebrow repair!"
female #2: "Thats okay girl, just do some eyebrow repair!"
by Miss.Sarah55 December 21, 2009
Get the Eyebrow repairmug. A term similair to "FUBAR" It is when a item of clothing get such a serious crease or a number of creases that can never be removed.
You take a slightly creased shirt from a bag, put it on and wear it for a whole day, then wear it to a disco that night. When you return home you roll it up and throw it on the ground. In the morning your shirt is officially "CBAR" or "Creased Beyond All Repair"
by Maristboyz212 December 7, 2010
Get the creased beyond all repairmug. Refers to da hearty/relieved palms-slap dat two laborers exchange when a device actually operates properly again after they've been feverishly/trepidatiously working to repair it.
My buddy and I had thoroughly cleaned the battery-terminals on my car, topped off the water in the battery's cells and wire-brushed its posts, and then carefully re-connected everything again; we totally gave each other a post-repair high-five afterwards when the engine whirled right over.
by QuacksO March 7, 2019
Get the post-repair high-fivemug. Pussy doctor. Grandpas boy. The guy who tries to help others out although his peers lack hindsight and want to scapegoat him. Also known as Gonacolagyst.
The dishwasher repair man found out some pussys cant be fixed. Pussys as in grown men who play child games. Aka Cj or batman
by ButchNochance January 23, 2022
Get the Dishwasher Repair Manmug. by Cody5050 August 10, 2022
Get the Hernia repair surgerymug. "A device that you're repairing will operate **absolutely perfectly** while you have it taken apart to work on it, but then when you get it all put back together and have all the cabinet-screws re-inserted, THAT'S when the device will decide not to work again."
To lessen the chance of getting "bitten" by Murphy's Law of Post-repair Reassembly, one should double-check everything on a refurbished device before putting it back together again.
by QuacksO March 7, 2019
Get the Murphy's Law of Post-repair Reassemblymug.