A tactic used by teachers in collaboration with Satan in order to keep students awake until 3 am. It is said that halfway through a read and prepare, students begin seeing John Smith in their nightmares. Pretty much the definition of masochism.
Guy: Do you wanna go out?
Girl: I'd rather do a read and prepare on the night before it's due.
Jared: I'm gonna start the read and prepare the night before it's due since I have so much work.
John: RIP ur gonna die.
Girl: I'd rather do a read and prepare on the night before it's due.
Jared: I'm gonna start the read and prepare the night before it's due since I have so much work.
John: RIP ur gonna die.
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Person 1: What are you listening to?
Person 2: A podcast.
Person 1: Witch podcast?
Person 2: Read It On Reddit.
Person 2: A podcast.
Person 1: Witch podcast?
Person 2: Read It On Reddit.
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You can use this phrase when you want to give someone bad news, especially if that news is in written form.
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Get the read it and weep mug.When someone sends or says a sexually explicit paragraph of fantasy and lust and asks you to rub your vagina while reading it in aims to get you wet.
The paragraph often contains the phrase 'read and rub' at the end. Sometimes it is phrased as "read it and rub" in familiarity with the phrase "read it and weep".
Typically sent as an online message but can be received via hardcore pen and paper post, video messaging and face to face.
The paragraph often contains the phrase 'read and rub' at the end. Sometimes it is phrased as "read it and rub" in familiarity with the phrase "read it and weep".
Typically sent as an online message but can be received via hardcore pen and paper post, video messaging and face to face.
Person 1:*sends big paragraph about sex and sexual experience they want to do*
Person 2: Wow
Person 1: Read and rub bitch
Person 2: Wow
Person 1: Read and rub bitch
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Get the read the palm mug.Is said to someone that lacks the knowledge required to do a given task or maintain a reasonable conversation.
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Chris: "Nah, my read possession was ridiculous. I felt I was in control before lunch, but I totally fumbled in the second half. At one point I was browsing Pokémons online!"
Chris: "Nah, my read possession was ridiculous. I felt I was in control before lunch, but I totally fumbled in the second half. At one point I was browsing Pokémons online!"
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