R Kelly'd

v. To urinate on something.

Wow, that piece of equipment is all wet! Someone probably R Kelly'd it.

by Shadekat October 18, 2008

R Kelly Facewash

Pissing on someones face, weather they like it or not

This Bitch was pissin me off last night so I hooked her up with an R Kelly FaceWash!

by KlapMoneyMillionare January 27, 2008

R Kelly's Grandma

Another person popularized by the comedian Dave Chappelle, in which R. Kelly's grandmother is watching R. Kelly (Dave Chappelle) "pee" on a girl so to prove that the urination on R. Kelly's sex tape is not digitally inserted.

R. Kelly's grandma is key to proving R. Kelly's innocence.

by Porksta July 20, 2005

R Kelly dat hoe

When u be fucking a girl, n she tryna front, n u get mad, then u fucking piss all over her fucking face

Foad R Kelly dat hoe yesterday while he was fucking her n she dint wanna give head

by KKKKKhhhhharrrr November 20, 2007

R Kelly'd

When a guy makes you take his dick, cums on your face and then pisses on you.

I went home with a guy from the bar and when I was hesitant about having sex he R Kelly'd me.

by GrizzlyCountry February 26, 2019

r kelly crying

r kelly cried during his interview I would def. check it out LOOK IT UP

I have been assassinated r kelly crying

by lavenderrocks March 7, 2019

R-kelly lap dance

When a woman pays a stripper to piss or shit on the woman's breast. Aka when R-kelly did to an underage girl.

The man at club requested a special R-kelly lap dance, for 150$!

by The_Blue_Mikaw April 10, 2019