Dirty QWERTY

The dirty QWERTY is when you crap on someone's keyboard.

It could also be just like a stink palm where you stick your hand in between your ass cheeks and then use someone's keyboard.

Or it could be actually taking a dump on someone's keyboard. Either way.

Poop + Keyboard = Funny

Donald was toally annoying at work today. After he left I went over to his desk and gave him a dirty QWERTY. Hope he likes that tomorrow morning.

by bigfletchdog December 23, 2007

querm

a variant of qualm used by the old folk of liverpool, for an old scouser to have an uneasy feeling that they acted or are about to act against his or her better judgment

I have no querms getting on the bus to collect my pension

by bluesteve July 6, 2011

QWERTY Syndrome

The syndrome of typing qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;zxcvbnm into the search bar. (AKA EXTREME BOREDOM)

We have QWERTY Syndrome.

by Buddy010.9 December 23, 2016

QWERTY Smack

Verb. To smack someone in the face with a standard keyboard, also known as a QWERTY board due to the first six letters in the top left being Q W E R T Y.

"Did you see that, I can't belive he just smacked him with a keyboard!"
"That my friend, is what you call a QWERTY smack."

by Jelula July 30, 2008

Qwerk

Qwerk, the god of stories, was birthed at the beginning of everything when our lord, Lord Joel, woke up to the universe and wished for a burek to eat. And once he was created and forgotten by the Lord, he roamed great and far to share his tells of wonder, or rather disgust and horror, to little children and grown adults alike. Many have come to fear his return and others have come to dislike him, but others have come to love his stories and the being himself. Followers of this god are called, His Children.

Qwerk! Why have you brought these tells of horror to us!?

by Monster_Dog May 9, 2016

qwerty-boy

Someone who when bored, types random letters on his keyboard.

John was being a qwerty-boy and started typing atoricurtjickayoutiiryeenc

by Bee-Kay Conuhsheegeh January 26, 2007

QWERTY

Random letters on the keyboard that someone decided to make a word

Person 1: You are such a qwerty!
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: I'm not quite sure...

by California Dreamer 1271 July 7, 2011