by PYESEM March 23, 2020
Get the sanitary quotient mug.The "quotient" is what remains after a division, either of numbers, or of parents. Parent's don't divorce their children, the children remain related to the parents. They remain after divorce, or they are the "quotient" of divorce, the division of two people so that they are no longer "married" or "joined together." So now instead of saying "my parents are divorced" you simply say you're a "quotient." ...just like orphans don't tell you "my parents are dead" -- they say "I'm an orphan." -- or how someone tells you they're a "widow" instead of saying "my spouse is dead."
"I'm glad I'm a quotient because my parents don't fight anymore and I get 2 birthdays."
"Divorce can be very hard on quotients."
"I'm glad I'm a quotient because my parents don't fight anymore and I get 2 birthdays."
"Divorce can be very hard on quotients."
by Kyle Murphy July 28, 2022
Get the quotient mug.A measure of the complexity of a book, based on the number of post-it notes required to annotate the book as its read. Measured in post-it notes per page.
by MiguelAzevedo March 13, 2022
Get the Lukre quotient mug.Also known as "brain-to-body mass ratio", this term commonly abbreviated as EQ refers to the ratio between the actual or measured brain size of a species to the size predicted in reference to its body mass. Please note that modern humans (Homo sapiens) have an EQ between 6 and 7, meaning that our brain mass is typically 6 times greater than that of a typical mammal.
Did you know that humans have an EQ (encephalization quotient) of 6 to 7? That means our brains are way bigger than what you’d expect for our body size, which helps explain why we’re so good at thinking outside the box.
by Emotional Cruiser October 14, 2025
Get the encephalization quotient mug.The level of ability to identify false information, lies, half-truths, misinformation, mistaken information, disinformation and other nonsense that is inaccurate, misleading, deceptive or harmful. Also known as BQ, which stands for B.S. Quotient or Bullshit Quotient.
"Man, with her high BS Quotient or BQ she is hard to trick because she checks original information sources to verify claims of politicians, salespersons, online scammers and her mother-in-law."
"His low BQ or inability to sort facts from fiction makes him susceptible to being scammed or believing in conspiracy theories."
"Just like having a high IQ (Intelligence Quotient), or EQ (Emotional Quotient), a high BQ (BS Quotient) - the ability to detect misleading information - improves life outcomes."
"His low BQ or inability to sort facts from fiction makes him susceptible to being scammed or believing in conspiracy theories."
"Just like having a high IQ (Intelligence Quotient), or EQ (Emotional Quotient), a high BQ (BS Quotient) - the ability to detect misleading information - improves life outcomes."
by BullFreeMind April 9, 2025
Get the BS Quotient mug.by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
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