Quinten the butler

A butler named Quinten,
He reads the bible, and has corn hair, and people usually mistake him for a piece of corn. No, he isn't a butler, but when he was 4.5 years old, his dream was to work in the butler industry. But he doesn't even have the qualifications to work in MacDonalds. He currently sits with is face to a computer screen talking to random people.

Thee story of the butler named Quinten.

Friend: Hey Quinten, How are you?
Quinten the butler: HeY qUinTeN, hOw ArE yOu?

by Magical Oreo July 25, 2017

Quintessential Studdmuffin

Phrase used by Extreme Championship Wrestling Broadcaster Joel Gertner as a self-loving Innuendo as a line quoted to Ladies to impress them.

Quintessential Studdmuffin literally translates as 'The Perfect/Best Attractive Promiscious Gentleman'.

Gertner: Well, Well, Well, 'tis I, the Quintessential Studdmuffin... Joel 'your girlfriend has me on her speed-dial because she loves the way I Star 69 her' Gertner

by quintessentialstudmuffin June 19, 2006

quintsexual

Someone who is attracted to men, women, transgendered, neutral/asexual, and plants.

Jane is quintsexual...she'll do ANYTHING...

by Sharpie Rainbow March 19, 2008

Quinten strand

Quinten strand, because he has to redo 6th grade

He has the it when he wants to "Quinten strand it" (redo 6th grade).

by Losergetalife4you! April 29, 2019

quintening

To ignore a text or not answer a message

Man: hey, why were you quintening me last night?
Woman: sorry buddy, not interested.

by john lalonde March 12, 2014

quintervention

Noun: an intervention for a male regarding a girl he is dating or talking to

We had a quintervention for a friend who becomes an asshole when he dates a certain girl

by sparky 13 October 16, 2014

quinten mccollum

A kid that is known for his dead youtube channel (NOT) and has a lot of friends (NOT). He has the best girlfriend ever (TRUE). He lives in Vincennes.

Did you see what Quinten McCollum did last weekd

by ItsQuinten November 4, 2017