Quindarious Dinglenut

A male consisting of goofy proportions; they usually make loud, obnoxious and unnecessary sounds, though sometimes they're funny. They pull a massive mount of bitches, unlike you. They know many odd facts and are pretty school smart, though they aren't very good at socializing with others. You could also describe a person with tourettes as a, "Quindarious Dinglenut"; seeing as they often make goofy sounds. When describing a female as a Quindarious Dinglenut, you would call them a, Quingadingaling Dingolorgs; though I bet that the only women you will ever find is on Fortnite, and even then, they are a 500 pound black man in a white van with too much candy to count. You can find a Quindarious Dinglenut in a middle school, though they are more commonly found in High schools and colleges. When two Quindarious Dinglenut's encounter one another, they usually have a battle of the Quind's. Where they lay on their stomache's, pull out their pocket knife's, and try to shank the other; the winner is the Quindarious Dinglenut that isn't bleeding on the floor. They usually make very rude and derogatory jokes, though they don't ever mean it, genuinely. Many people hate them, and even though they have a lovable exterior, they are usually dying on the inside.

There is no context; stop readeing this and go get some bitches, this is why your dad left. You Quindarious Dinglenut.

by SugomaBofaDeez November 15, 2022

Down's Quindrome

A condition affecting one in every 7 billion people. Symptoms include giving people second hand mental AIDS, perpetual idiocracy, inability to formulate one complete sentence, and an exponentially decreasing pass accuracy.

Wow, Down's Quindrome really hit that child hard.

by Not Quin April 21, 2017

Quidditch

Kwiid-itch, n.

1. Fictional Sport in the 'Harry Potter' novels involving bats, balls, brooms and C.G.I. effects - no doubt to be frowned upon when some daft bugger emulates it and falls to his/her doom on discovering they can't really fly.

2. The type of sneeze that starts in the nostrils, causing one to clamp one's teeth and close the mouth, resulting in sneezing a large clod of snot into one's hand that's in such a vast amount that it can't be wiped onto one's clothing discreetly.

"Quidditch" Ron exclaimed.
"Yeah," said Harry, closing his potions book. "I'm tired of studying... let's go and have some practice before Saturday's match".
Ron looked sheepish and attempted a grin. "Sorry mate" he said red-faced, "I just sneezed... you ain't got a tissue have you?"

from "Harry Potter and the HalfBaked Plot" by K.J. Growling

by Neil Baxter October 12, 2005

Quinci

A crazy, hot motherfuckerr

Damn, she's such a Quinci, gimme some of dat!

by freshbatch December 22, 2008

The Quidditch

The quidditch is when you fly into the bedroom wearing nothing but a cape holding your "broomstick". You must be humming the Harry Potter theme song in order to correctly perform this gravity defying feat. Wand optional.

I was waiting in bed for him, then out of nowhere he pulls The Quidditch and flies into the room. It was magical.

by Schwipples September 16, 2010

Quiditch Queef

A queef whilst playing Quiditch

'I say, I let out a right corker of a Quiditch queef the other day in our match against Slytherin

by wagglingwilly May 8, 2010

Quinist

Someone who is a fan of Tegan and Sara.

I love Tegan and Sara so much that I call myself a Quinist.

by Uwibami January 29, 2008