Québécois Thumb War

An age old tradition in the Canadian province of Quebec. This means of competition involves two combatants, the first competitor to shove his thumb up the other's anus is the defined victor. The provincial champion also gains the honor of being the leader of Quebec's Bloc Québécois Party.

"My father will not admit that I am a man, I will defeat him in a québécois thumb war." - Jim

"Mario Beaulieu is an idiot, I wish someone would just challenge him to a québécois thumb war already" - Jean

by OrangeChocolate July 20, 2014

Queef taco

A queef taco is when you queef after you shove a spicy chipotle taco up your ho ha/pic donkey donkey/ mystic cave and a piece of lettuce gets stuck and the air gods try to save you and push the wind of posiden out your vagina

Oh man my vagina hurted after I queef tacoed

by Queef God January 13, 2017

Toby Queef

A queef and/or fart that is really loud boisterous and super offensive to "snow flakes".

While running her fat ass on the treadmill Amy busted a Toby Queef and cleared the gym.

by The Sikness April 8, 2017

Nigga Queef

Nigga Queef (nigu kweef) n.
The Release of air from a vagina of a black woman after a sexual intercourse. Normally horrid in smell and unbearable.

Damn you should've smelled Zakira's Nigga Queef last night, it smelled like Compton.

by SGFBD January 2, 2012

anal queef

An anal queef is the release of air from the anus after the penis has been removed from the anus after anal sex. Not to be confused with a common garden fart.

If you've watched amateur porn. You know. The anal queef does exist.

by The Hook November 5, 2007

Queef stack

When the pussy is so dry that when it farts it blows out a plume of dust.

I had been banging this chick from behind so long that when I pulled out she let out a large queef stack.

by Whatarod71 January 25, 2017

Quebecer kiss

The act of French kissing after tossing a salad.

See "tossed salad"

Lucas performed a Quebecer kiss on his one night stand.

by Jah'Mole April 13, 2017