Querf

A Fart From The Males Penis.

1.Wheres Zi Zi Wang? he querfed on my math homework!

2.i querfed in the pool and that made bubles float to the top

by Matt Hazan! April 16, 2005

Queafing Wars

The act of various females going into a room and blowing air through her vagina to see who makes the loudest noise.

Girl, Queafing wars at my house tonight:)

by Paper2546 October 25, 2011

Queerfish

A very insulting word describing a stupid or gay person.

Shut up you stupid queerfish!

by Donutdood340 May 7, 2009

quarf

when a girl thinks she has to queef and she accidentally sharts

This girl in my hall walked into the bathroom and from the shower, i could hear her quarf.

by travlax December 18, 2010

queaf

the release of gasses via vagina

Charlotte frequently queafs during Pilates class and therefore sets the studio on fire.

by Laquishafisha September 29, 2005

arf quarf

Quarf produced by a member of the canine family.

My dog keeps leaving these arf quarf stains all over my carpet. It's enough to make me want to quarf.

by Jesus Crosby-Lindner November 10, 2007

Quear Bear

Also spelled Queer Bear. A new addition to the care bear community, that tells little girls when you press its belly, that it is OK to be a carpet muncher or ditch licker.

I have Cheer bear and Birthday bear, but when I brought home Queer bear, my daughter seemed to bond with it immediately.

by Jacomba March 19, 2004