Chinese Puzzle

1. (n) A puzzle which has no solution.

Jack: I can't figure out this maze.
Hanns: Yeah, looks like a Chinese Puzzle to me.
Jack: I'll be damned, you're right.

by jsten December 9, 2008

puzzle pirates

excellent MMORPG, based on the world of swashbuckling pirates, lads, bucaneers and sea scoundrels. male and female alike! there is no discrimination in the world of puzzle pirates.

the game is based around puzzles, naturally... duties like sailing, bilge pumping, navigating, carpentry, cannon operating and the like can be done while at sea, while on an island one can duel other pirates, deposit money into a bank, purchase excellent clothing, swords, materials and even a fancy boat of your own... you must look into joining a crew also, loner pirates are seldom seen. it is also capital that you learn to beat other pirates in the drinking game, perhaps the best articulated puzzle in the game.

"puzzle pirates is fucking fun!"

by oriya May 16, 2005

Puzzle

A slang word for sex. It is used in covert text messages to keep an affair secret. It is most commonly used when a man is creeping on his girl...with another man.

Its origin comes from before cardboard was invented and people resorted to primitive forms of puzzles.

Man 1: Does this piece(penis) fit here(anus)?

Man 2: That is a very puzzling question. Let us find out.

Man 1: Fantastic! We shall call it Puzzle.

by ScrakABees January 14, 2009

Pancake Puzzle

Where a pancake is mercilessly dissected to create an amusing puzzle masterpiece. Hence, the pancake puzzle was born.

While eating at Shoney's Restaurant, this shawty lady had made a pancake puzzle.

by Rapper Ternt Sanga January 12, 2010

chipsaw puzzle

the bizarre and most unfortunate phenomenon that sometimes occurs within a bag of chips when two or more chips intertwine, creating one colossal chip and, should you unsuccessfully attempt to break the chips out of the puzzle, a very big mess of shattered chip crumbs, getting all over your freshly swept floors, getting up in everyones barefoot toes and being generally irksome.

dude, i'm warning you right now, if you try to undo that chipsaw puzzle instead eating it whole and you get chip crumbs all over our clean floor we are officially no longer friends.

by homework joe March 2, 2010

Monkey Puzzle

A simple task that is undermined by one's own prolonged fumbling; a monkey puzzle is created once one has failed at a simple task multiple times.

*trying to turn the page of a book*
*page slips, try again*
*turns two pages by accident*
*book cover slips and closes by mistake, needs to re-find the page all over again*
"god damnit this is becoming a real monkey puzzle!"

by Yeebus November 29, 2021

puzzle piece

a simple nick name referring to the fact the person fits like a puzzle piece. this can be referring to perfect proportionality such as a hug. it should be taken as a term of endearment seeing as puzzle pieces are perfect matches.

it is similar to saying two pees in a pod, yet far more loving. a complete term of endearment.

Man i'm just looking for my puzzle piece.

Kaylee you are my puzzle piece.

dude, when we hug shes just a perfect puzzle piece

by radical-edwerd January 20, 2011