Purpled

When a person's mind is completely .blown past any level of human thought that ya top comes off and purple smoke comes out your head

Gurl i caught my man kissing another nigga today ...I purpled and beat his ass.

My friend told me delusional I purpled and damn near fell off my unicorn.r

by FuckinwordSmith February 12, 2018

perplexed

That's what you are when something confuses the fuck out of you.

Women: exist
Me: "Holly fuck, I'm perplexed!"

by yourgrandmasmokinmeth April 3, 2023

I’m perplexed

I’m puzzled; I really don’t know what to do with myself. UD Jews, I’m talking to you guys.

I really don’t know how all of this is going to work out. Really bad timing.

I’m just hoping maybe some kind of event happens soon. Then I can catch up with everybody else.

The world is beginning to overtake me. I don’t know what to do.

I’m perplexed. Everything is beginning to overwhelm me. I’m really overwhelmed and confused.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 19, 2023

perplexted

writing a cryptic text/sext that has recipients saying: Say WHHHAAAATTTT?

When I texted my buddy "do you keep your **** in the naughty drawer" he replied, "Whaaattttt? you've got me so perplexted?"

by barrgrrrrr August 31, 2011

purpleberry

colin's dumb word he made up

*dead silent*
...purpleberry

hey you guys!
...purpleberry

by ipoopboosh January 19, 2012

purplebeard

Someone with a purple-dyed ballfro.

That dude has a purplebeard.

by Neoseeker98 April 22, 2014

PurpleKewlAid

One Who is Honest And Modest at heart

PurpleKewlAid Is amazing but will not brag.

by PurpleKewlSpy July 26, 2017