present

A word with too many goddamn definitions.

She's presently present, so I'll present my present.

Translation: She's now here, so I'll give my gift.

by Shiny Things Are Shiny February 20, 2013

Presbyterrific

Very fun, exciting and wonderful, as long as Presbyterians are/were present. Joy and mirth had, often unexpectedly, in a Presbyterian setting.

I'm Jewish, but I went home with my girlfriend to celebrate Christmas with her family, and we had a Presbyterrific time!

by TheAngryGrammarian January 18, 2012

Prescilla

Prescilla is a beauty with cat-like eyes. Usually having a destinct beauty mark on her face. She always has perfect posture and patience. Though she comes across as a total lady don't be fooled, this girl has the skills to make it in the wild easily.

If I plan to make it through this I'm going to have to Prescilla it.

by Lioness22 February 3, 2010

Old Prescription Bottles

Great pocket sized coin holders,

that's what old prescription bottles are good for.

Remove the label (100% citrus oil) and fill with silver $. Kids 10 & over love these as birthday presents.

by Shelly Bozdog November 24, 2006

Radu Prescura

G4y Gnome that has a bone disease and is made out of spagehhti noodles

radu prescura is gay

by bruh momento69696969 June 2, 2020

Present

The act of one Presenting oneself for sexual gratification in all your glory.

She presented herself to me, for which I gladly received her body.

by Glitter of Gary September 5, 2017

present them

The perfect response when one is insultingly instructed to suck another individuals balls. Often leaves the opponent speechless and dumbfounded, leaving one victorious.

Parent: "I thought I told you to clean that room!"

Child: "Suck my balls!!"

Parent: (calmly) "Present them.."

Child: "..." (shellshocked, proceeds to do as told)

by dmince93 May 11, 2011