porch possum

a Trailer Park or Redneck White person that sits on his porch all day
you will find them anyplace u find TPT (Trailer Park Trash) or rednecks

I saw several Porch Possums playing a banjo and drinking some Natural Ice Beer.

by chuy123 February 17, 2009

perch and swivel

A profane invitation whereas the one doing the inviting is flipping a most vulgar bird to illustrate how the invitee might wish to sit on it while spinning.

I have a most brilliant suggestion for you my dear: why don’t you just perch and swivel on this?

by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2021

porch dick

A person who hurls insults and threats from the comfort of their porch.

That guy who yelled at us for skating in front of his house was a real porch dick.

by Mattyice March 8, 2015

porch dick

(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.

The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.

by bigweaseldaddy March 8, 2015

Porch Honkey

Lazy white people that sit on the porch in rocking chairs

John look at those porch honkeys drinking pbr

by redneck101 November 20, 2013

The Front Porch Test

In the fourth season, Lily confesses that she has been breaking Ted up with girls who she didn't see passing the "Front Porch Test." The Front Porch Test is Lily's indication of how happy they would all be together once they were old, thus showing if someone's love interest was right for them or not. The life lesson that is learned from this is that the most important people in your life you can imagine sitting happily on a front porch with when you're old and gray. If can also be applied to help you make everyday decisions.

the front porch test: before making a big decision in your life, imagine that you are 80-years-old and sitting on your front porch being nostalgic about your life that has gone by. Would you be happy if you chose to be an accountant? Or would you be happier knowing you pursued your writing career?

by perksofbeingafernplant December 14, 2013

porcha

An amazing female. Usually attractive. Humble for the most part. On the other hand, very moody but means well. Loves really hard, usually never feels hate or dislike towards anyone.

I met a Porcha. Omg<3

by P2555 November 5, 2014