Punters

The best, most entertaining, and loveable social basketball team in the MBBA.

“I can’t wait to watch the Punters beat the Bloods tonight!”

by not thomlach November 23, 2021

Punter

People who work for their companies until 5.30pm on a Friday.

That guy is doing punter work in until 5 on a Friday, what an eejit.

by anonymous November 12, 2021

Joseph punter

A person by the name of joe punter mostly has a small penis and pretends like it’s massive. He has a really strange addiction to watching inbetweeners over and over and especially loves the YTP called “airplane driver” as he still has the mental age and IQ of a 4 year old. If you are ever unlucky enough to meet yourself a Joseph (or j for joe for short) then prepare yourself as he will try hard against you at any game he plays and it’s really pretty tragic. This person also normally stinks as they don’t have access to running water in there house, so really we should feel bad for them

Person 1: yo I swear that’s that Joseph punter guy from our school!
Person 2: yeah stay away from him he stinks and he likes touching tiny toggers

by Joseph Punter October 15, 2019

Pinto Punter

A mexican that likes the 1979 Mazda RX-7 FC and picks tomatoes, and has a dog that he will get up in the middle of a league of legends game (even ranked) to go walk. He will keep calling you bitch-made if you don't play CSGO with him. If you play any team game where there is team damage, beware, because he will attempt to sabotage you in any way shape form possible.

Pinto Punter: You're bitch-made, hop on CSGO
Friend (enraged): Shut up you Pinto Punter, go back over the walls!

by Ms. C Bullies Me May 8, 2022

Mug punter

What a mug punter he is to do that!!

He’s truly treat you like a mug punter.

by Beki lou January 15, 2020

roughing the punter

A euphemism for the act of masterbation.

"What were you up to last night?" "Ah, I was roughing the punter in my room."

by kps7179 January 6, 2014

pickle punter

an individual known for performing pickle punts (kicking someone in the penis) on the regular.

Draymond Green had a great pickle punting run in the 2016 NBA playoffs, he kicked more guys in the penis than anybody ever has! He’s the greatest pickle punter of all time, he’s my GOAT!

by Draymond green’s burner February 22, 2024