cock punter

When a guy is talking to a girl and another girl breaks into the conversation and says something offensive about the girl he's talking to and gets turned off by it.

Stop being such a cock punter Mary, I like him.

by maryJanee January 1, 2014

Kink Punter

Someone that dislikes any kinks in any form, might also be referred to as "vanilla".

You know Brian? He's a kink punter.

by EUReTr00 February 14, 2024

Mug punter

Some one who loses all their money on the punt each week

Foz has lost his money gambling again. Hes such a mug punter

by Soreboy March 23, 2020

roughing the punter

A euphemism for the act of masterbation.

"What were you up to last night?" "Ah, I was roughing the punter in my room."

by kps7179 January 6, 2014

pickle punter

an individual known for performing pickle punts (kicking someone in the penis) on the regular.

Draymond Green had a great pickle punting run in the 2016 NBA playoffs, he kicked more guys in the penis than anybody ever has! He’s the greatest pickle punter of all time, he’s my GOAT!

by Draymond green’s burner February 22, 2024

Absolute Punter

Orlaith is a punter

Orlaith you are an absolute punter

by You are a scrote June 23, 2019

Pinto Punter

A mexican that likes the 1979 Mazda RX-7 FC and picks tomatoes, and has a dog that he will get up in the middle of a league of legends game (even ranked) to go walk. He will keep calling you bitch-made if you don't play CSGO with him. If you play any team game where there is team damage, beware, because he will attempt to sabotage you in any way shape form possible.

Pinto Punter: You're bitch-made, hop on CSGO
Friend (enraged): Shut up you Pinto Punter, go back over the walls!

by Ms. C Bullies Me May 8, 2022