pulling a Mordecai 

1. Having a crush on someone for a very long time and never making a move.

2. Trying to talk to your crush, but unable to do anything but raise your hands in mid-air and groan unintelligibly.

Ugh, are you texting her again? Dude, stop pulling a Mordecai just tell her you like her.

pulling a Mordecai by Cleverun May 13, 2014

pulling a teodora 

Used in some companies from the IT industry in Romania, it means that you are stress testing the hell out of a piece of code, you will not rest until you hammer the application down (followed by laughing like a maniac)

The QA member was pulling a teodora on the new APIs. Happy Birthday!

pulling a teodora by aWorriedDeveloper February 11, 2014

pulling a shirley 

The act of buying something you don't want, but end up purchasing in bulk because it's on sale

"I already have 5 bags of chips in my closet, but I bought 10 more cause there was a 2/$3 sale."
"Dude, that's totally pulling a shirley"

pulling a shirley by quota21 May 8, 2014

Pulling a Kedziora 

When you ask your coworker to buy Heroin laced acid but are planning to snitch them out once they buy it.

Person 1: My coworker sold me acid and cops showed up as soon as I was going to hand her the cash

Person 2: Damn what a fool, thinks he can pull a Kedziora around my boy like that.

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Person 1: "Hi u wanna buy the acid my mom gave me?"
Person 2: Bitch u better not be pulling a Kedziora

Pulling a Kedziora by pILL pRESSURE October 2, 2021

pulling a scrapmechanic 

saying something will be there soon but taking over 2 years

"hey john is the game out yet"
"no they're pulling a scrapmechanic"

pulling a scrapmechanic by Chickenman21097 April 7, 2023

Pulling a Komaeda

Nearly killing yourself ,but tricking someone else into accidentally being the one to finish you off and kill you. You also make the scene of your death look like a brutal murder even though it was almost a suicide to attempt to get the person who finished you off punished for the crime they were tricked into committing.

Person 1: You hear about Bob's death?
Person 2: Yeah I heard he tried Pulling a Komaeda.
Person 1: Didn't he try to get Charlie arrested?
Person 2: Yep. Luckily for Charlie the police were able to uncover what Bob was trying to do and he wasn't arrested.

Pulling a Komaeda by Lotzofblocks July 16, 2016

Pulling a blind man 

When you use a public (or private) bathroom and proceed to "attempt" and piss in the urinal or toilet, but instead manically pee all over anything but the urinal or toilet as if a blind man made his mark. Walls, ceilings, toilet paper, sinks, mirrors, and floors are equally not spared. This is normally done while heavily intoxicated, or if you're an asshole may be completed while sober.

Charlie: Yo man, I'm piss drunk and am definitely pulling a blind man in Meredith's bathroom tonight. Her walls will be covered in golden goodness.

Dave: That's awesome dude! Last night, I drenched my corner bar's bathroom with piss while screaming Al Pacino quotes. HOO-HAH! BITCHES!

Pulling a blind man by standup69 May 9, 2013