Pub Golf

The pinnacle game of choice in the modern sporting era. The game involves visting 18 different pubs, in 18 different locations, drinking an achoholic drink of previously specified choice. The aim is to complete the course, and the winner is decided as to who can complete the course in the fewest number of consecutive 'sips'.

The lowest possible score in Pub Golf is 18 shots. This would require 'downing' each drink in one go, and without stopping. Any player taking any more shots that the standard course par of 72 is deemed a fucking weiner.

Any form of drink 'spillage' or players puking up invokes a penalty of 2 shots.

by Steeman February 21, 2006

Pub Test

Australian term, often used by the media, to describe the collective opinion of the everyday Australians to the conduct and reputation of public figures such as elected officials and celebrities, or to current events. In many cases "the pub test" is a device employed by journalists to invoke the "temperature" of an issue among the general public, without actually engaging with members of the public. In other cases, journalists may canvas the patrons of a pub in order to elicit public opinion, while also providing a humorous flavour to their story by including quotes from or footage of inebriated patrons.

The general consensus is that deputy prime minister's decision to leave his wife and children for a young woman on his staff, failed the 'pub test' among most Australians.

by Chicago Oz February 15, 2018

Pub talker

Someone who goes to pubs and talks shite.

Don't listen to a word he says, he's only a pub talker

by Baz Tek April 28, 2010

Pub Sub

Aka the Publix Deli Sub. A local delicacy to Floridians and a hot seller at Publix grocery stores.

Ethan was hungry after his day at Disney World, so he went to Publix and got a Pub Sub.

by KnightofNerdom August 29, 2019

Pub Match

Referred to in online video games as Public Matches.
Playing in Public lobbies.

Hey lets go play some pub matches.

by St3vo March 14, 2012

pub crawl

British slang. A pub crawl is where a group of people will try to visit as many pubs as possible in one night, having a set number of alcoholic beverages in each.

The most famous pub crawl is over the christmas holiday. The objective is to have one pint in each of 27 pubs that are nearest to each station on the distinctly beer-bottle shaped circuit.

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

pub tan

The reddish glow that emminates from people who drink for most of their waking hours. It often appears on the nose and spreads to the cheeks.

"Have you seen Dave's pub tan now?"
"Yes he's been pissed constantly for 3 months- think he's gonna get pub stroke"

by Ade Crane February 23, 2008