Defecatory Prowess

The ability of one to exercise extreme control over their bowels and to control their defecation even when faced with the most explosive diarrhea and wet gas and wet shits.

Dan's lunch was not agreeing with him. He was fearful that the salmon salad was a bit off as it had sat out too long. The meeting he was in was not going to end any time soon. In spite of the sloshing and gurgling of his lower intestine, Dan showed extreme Defecatory Prowess and lasted the entire meeting bofore sprinting to the nearest Men's room where he had a assplosion which results in a severe case of Collateral Shittage.

by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015

probie

-Noun informal Proh-bee

Somebody on their probationary period.
Probationer, Probinator, Probus Maximus

(Origin - 2007 Reef Casino)

Best used in moments of stupidy
(e.g 'your such a probie Tristan')
(e.g 'Ohh Probe it up a notch')
(e.g 'you are the probiest prober this once probie ever did see')

by Nickwhite777 January 13, 2008

Prower Posting

A term to describe a derailment of a conversation by posting pointless and irrelevant Hanna-Barbera trivias and weird obsessions of cartoon characters with ginormous limbs, ruining the tone of the discussion. Commonly used by an obnoxious individual in Discord servers that are unfortunate to have them.

Friend A :" My cat passed away. Today was a hard day."
Friend B:" I'm so sorry to hear that buddy. I have a picture of my late cat I can share. Hold on."
Prower poster:" Uh... that's odd. So anyway, heres Huckleberry Hound in the 80's Yogi Bear cartoon. You can see he is a bit off colored to his 30's cartoon counterpart. Making him his nephew"
Friend A: "There he goes prower posting again. I'm leaving this server. Wouldn't miss it here. Stop DM-ing me pointless cartoon trivia, asshole. I don't give a shit."

by Gnar Young February 23, 2023

James Prowse

A complete and utter pedophile. James Prowse enjoys to spend time look at primary school girls changing in a cupboard.

Guy 1: "Look at that pedophile."

Guy 2: "Classic James Prowse"

by Anonymous 907 February 15, 2022

prowse

To without warning provide important data to a conversation that abruptly settles the matter in question.

I was merely wondering the extent of the use of ghost writers in political autobiographies and then Josh prowsed the conversation

by ogcssssaaaa September 10, 2010

Physical Prowess

Physical prowess is being exceptionally skilled in physical matters. Being good at Walking, dancing, being beautiful, and most movements, would be considered physical prowess.

Miss America's physical prowess gave her the underhand at winning the pageant.

by BluQueen October 2, 2018

protien shake

a mouth full of cum

asking a girl if she is hungry, and offering her a protien shake

by mike August 29, 2003