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prosper dad

Majority of “Prosper Dads” fully belive their son is getting a full ride football scholarship to a D1 school, has started their middle schooler on performance enhancing “vitamins” and considers it a compliment when their town is used as a derogatory adjective to describe their imprudent financial decisions (ie: “That’s very Prosper of them). They are so involved with their son’s sports career, that they choose not to question the validity of their wife’s new career path as a social media influencer as long as she’s busy and not bothering him.
by Your mom 75 October 11, 2023
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prosper

To have an aboundace of boar and deer in your inventory.
His ass IS prospering, he WILL eat good tonight.
by Daddle December 15, 2024
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Prosper

A sweet romantic lovely boy with good intentions but have some nasty character that he does and fall in love with just one girl and stay loyal
Your relationship shall prosper
by Toritori November 23, 2021
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Rhys Coiro Are AWGE's Dracula For Always Strive And Prosper's Asap Loko
by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025
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Prosper

Is typical American teenager. Not in witness protection programme
by Dasvedanyamutherfuckers December 21, 2021
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prospere

a kind of short-mushroom that always pick a fight with ah mab.
also refer to a mushroom that always JK-ing.
NOTE: Throw a punch if you see one!
Ah mab: What is that koko?
Koko: its prospere
Ah mab: PUNCH HIM!
by urrudefriend August 5, 2020
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Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band

Band full of kids who all play super smash bros and laugh at jokes funny years ago
Kid: Big Chungus, hehe, *snickers*
Me: That was funny years ago bro wtf
Kid: Says the guy that has Tiktok 🤓

Me: Everything you laugh at comes from tiktok, except it’s years old
Kid: Nope, you like chinese propaganda *chuckles*
Me: Oh right, you’re in the Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band
by Don’t even ask bro December 30, 2022
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