The process of ensuring ones self or partner is less desirable to the another person by either:
1) Feeding them to gain weight
2) Altering how they are dressed to make them less noticeable
1) Feeding them to gain weight
2) Altering how they are dressed to make them less noticeable
My girlfriend keeps feeding me constantly. I think she is tinder-proofing me so no one else will find me desirable
I need to tinder-proof my girlfriend before she goes out tonight. I don't want other guys hitting on her.
I need to tinder-proof my girlfriend before she goes out tonight. I don't want other guys hitting on her.
by CatchingAThanh June 18, 2018
Get the tinder-proofing mug.Most often done around spring time, it is the act of asking someone to go to the prom with you.
It is a challenge every year to think up better and better ways to prompose.
It is a challenge every year to think up better and better ways to prompose.
Jack: Hey are you and Liz going to the prom next month?
Doug: Yeah man, I plan on promposing tomorrow morning on the PA.
Doug: Yeah man, I plan on promposing tomorrow morning on the PA.
by Jnac May 9, 2011
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The act of hiding any objects you would rather your boyfriend did not see. These objects usually include cheesy movies, bad music, tampons, Bridget Jones pants, old toys (e.g. barbies, teddy bears you still sleep with, etc), retainers and posters of celebrities fitter than them.
Polly:Hey, can I come over later? I wanna watch Sex and the City.
Sophie:Sorry, just finished boyfriend proofing my room, all chick-flicks are in a box on top of my closet.
Polly: Ok, cool. Don't forget about Malibu Barbie!
Sophie: Oh shit yeah, and Mr Snuggles-chears for reminding me!
Sophie:Sorry, just finished boyfriend proofing my room, all chick-flicks are in a box on top of my closet.
Polly: Ok, cool. Don't forget about Malibu Barbie!
Sophie: Oh shit yeah, and Mr Snuggles-chears for reminding me!
by sanoff January 19, 2011
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by Captian poopy pants January 9, 2016
Get the provosting mug.The original: "Closer inspection revealed that the rest of the body was encased in 2-3 feet of ice, the body prostrate, suspended into the ice like a porpoising walrus." -- Charlie LeDuff, Detroit News, 28 January 2009
Laurel Fortuner, 1992 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest winner: ". . . her creamy bosom rising and falling like a temperamental souffle . . ."
Excellent porpoising walrus, Ms. Fortuner!
Laurel Fortuner, 1992 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest winner: ". . . her creamy bosom rising and falling like a temperamental souffle . . ."
Excellent porpoising walrus, Ms. Fortuner!
by jedyca January 29, 2009
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