ProJared

A formerly successful YouTube video game reviewer who strikes a perfect balance between cheating on his wife and sending nudes to underage fans to effectively ruin his career and his marriage. He is also a professional small dick owner and certified awful person!

1: Woah dude, did you hear about ProJared running a Tumblr and Snapchat to elicit and send nudes to fans, or about how he cheated on his wife?

2: No way man, that's crazy... Kind like his wife Heidi O'Ferrall!

by Bootyeatingbandit694 June 26, 2019

Projaculate

To ejaculate, like a boss.

I was up in the mezzanine this one time, and Samantha walked in, and I projaculated. She was dead impressed.

by TheFilcher March 31, 2011

Projared

That one youtube guy that cheats on his wife with his close friends wife and has a side job of sending nudes to 16 year old girls.

Projared give this definition a broken marriage out of 10

by esaelp pleh May 13, 2019

Pulled a ProJared

When a guy cheats on his wife and sends nudes to his underage fans.

Guy 1: Did you hear that Jack's wife divorced him because he pulled a ProJared on her??
Guy 2: Wow

by SpySeaGuy77 May 15, 2019

projekt chick

A girl who is so hardcore that she goes to all the local hardcore band shows to show her love and support.

Boy 1: That girl is so hardcore.
Boy 2: I know she's so awesome she's like a projekt chick.

by Connie_12345 August 2, 2008

Projazzlapse

Similar to a vagazzle but on a prolapsed anus

Anthony slowly pushed out his rectum to reveal a kaleidoscope of sparkling colours, he had a very impressive projazzlapse

by Jsloan August 28, 2019

Projaminent

Somebody who takes unnecessary intimate risks with a scruff for self enjoyment.

Oh yeah - I've seen him before, he’s a projaminent en he

by The guy that translates slang November 30, 2019