Reverse-procrastinate

Keep putting off something fun an excessive number of times so that you can be happier in the future.

I reverse-procrastinated eating my ice-cream for so long that it got freezer burn.

by Definitively Cool October 8, 2023

Procrastinate

I'll write a definition later. I'm too lazy.

I'm going to procrastinate instead of writing a definition.

by Pinkie Fazpie June 13, 2015

procrastinate

Some lame excuse that people use for not wanting to participate in what others are doing on time so they choose to be their own individual and not accomplish things the same as other humans should.

President Bush procrastinate all the time by not giving the people what they want, but always saying that he will.

by stitch4eva March 10, 2008

Procrastinate

I'll tell you later.

If you're reading this, then you probably already know the definition of procrastinate.

by icanttype May 5, 2018

go forth and procrastinate

basically when you are trying to tell a teacher to fuck off, without swearing, you say go forth and procrastinate which pretty much means go away and dawdle

"Why don't you just go forth and procrastinate, sir?"

by MrJPancake1993 February 8, 2014

Procrapinate

1: frantically studying for something all while crapping.

it has been proven to study faster and more efficiently, and not just the study part...

2: Realizing one had a test that day so he asks to be excused to the loo. While on the toilet, he studies as much as possible.

other roots: Procrapination, procrap for short, crapinate (only studying and not actually using the toilet because one is not able to multitask), PC

Jim: hey how did your test go?
Sam: OMFGOMFG i got an A!
Jim: whaaat? i got a F!
Sam: well see, you did not procrapinate like i did before the test!
Jim: oh that is why i did not ace the test!

by yeahhhhimawesome January 27, 2011

Procraminate

The act of procrastinating for a test so much that you have to cram for all of it the night before.

Dude 1: "Hey wanna go get drunk tonight?"
Dude 2: "Nah I can't man i procraminated all last week for my big test.

Dude 1: "Sucks for you!"

by Traedis April 17, 2011