Procrasterbating

Masturbating when there are important things to be done, or deadlines to meet.

I didn't finish my report because I was procrasterbating.

by Uh...Fred? November 13, 2011

Not-procrastinating

Someone who is clearly procrastinating but has spent so long procrastinating that they no longer have the energy to make up a lie.

Little sister, "What are you doing?"

Big sister, "Not-procrastinating".

Little sister, "If you say so..."

by HungryHilda March 20, 2011

Procrasturbating

To spend your time masturbating when you should be doing other things

Man I didn't get any work done earlier, I was too busy Procrasturbating!

by b2b April 14, 2009

Procrastibaking

Procrastibaking is a food cooking method that is done when there is shit all else to do. A person who prepares such baked goods as a profession is called a procrastibaker.

"this turned out to be a weekend of chronic procrastibaking. I now have a lavender cake, a dozen dark chocolate raspberry cupcakes and a gluten-intolerant family. What do."

by ROLLERCOSTERS November 17, 2013

procrastorbating

The act of putting off homework and responsibilities through prolonged masturbation.

Guillermo spent all week procrastorbating on the marketing project this week.

by procrastorbator9000 December 4, 2013

Procrastidating

The process of procrastinating through superficial use of Tinder (including lots of browsing and chatting).

Oh man I should be studying for my end of year exam but I've just been on Tinder procrastidating all day...

by HA92 November 17, 2014

procrastimating

Having sex in order to delay working.

I have a paper due tomorrow, but my girlfriend and I spent the evening procrastimating and now I might fail the class.

by glzzrgriggg May 5, 2010