procrastibaking

to procrastinate writing a paper (or other dreaded task) by baking

Instead of writing my dissertation, I was procrastibaking all weekend. Enjoy the muffins.

by Quirkster August 23, 2008

Procrastilaxing

The process in which you procrastinate for so much time that you actually take the time to relax and fully enjoy the matter of doing absolutely nothing at all.

"Because if you're not gonna get shit done anyway, you might as well enjoy the break."

Man 1: Check out Steve man, that tool isn't getting any work done at all. He's pretty much sleeping at his damn desk!

Man 2: That dude is the master of procrastilaxing.

by 3Fisted April 8, 2010

Not-procrastinating

Someone who is clearly procrastinating but has spent so long procrastinating that they no longer have the energy to make up a lie.

Little sister, "What are you doing?"

Big sister, "Not-procrastinating".

Little sister, "If you say so..."

by HungryHilda March 20, 2011

Procrastibaking

Procrastibaking is a food cooking method that is done when there is shit all else to do. A person who prepares such baked goods as a profession is called a procrastibaker.

"this turned out to be a weekend of chronic procrastibaking. I now have a lavender cake, a dozen dark chocolate raspberry cupcakes and a gluten-intolerant family. What do."

by ROLLERCOSTERS November 17, 2013

procrastigaming

playing video games or other games while more pressing matters loom.

I should be doing my lesson outlines, but instead, I've spent the evening procrastigaming.

by metabettie February 7, 2010

Procrastabaking

1)procrastinating studying for first semester finals by making "holiday" cookies
2)putting off studying/ schoolwork by smoking a bowl
3) or both of the above

I made gingerbread cookies while i was procrastabaking!

by lazyskier December 14, 2010

Procrastidating

The process of procrastinating through superficial use of Tinder (including lots of browsing and chatting).

Oh man I should be studying for my end of year exam but I've just been on Tinder procrastidating all day...

by HA92 November 17, 2014