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Procrastination

Using the Urban Dictionary is a form of procrastination.
by fireseeker4him February 14, 2009
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Procrastinating

Definition, you right now. Chances are you searched this in irony so that way you wouldn't have to do that essay due in tomorrow, or to stop you from cleaning your room.
There is also productive procrastination, which is when you do your errands to stop you from doing what you're ACTUALLY meant to be doing.
You: Lets see, what can I do instead of working for the next five minutes? I know, I'll search procrastinating on Urban Dictionary.
Me: Should I do my revision for my AS exams? ... Nah best define Procrastinating on Urban Dictionary.
by Mechgeek June 8, 2011
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procrastineat

To procrastinate by eating.

Often characterized by several trips back to the fridge even after one's hunger has long been sated. Sometimes accompanied by other activities like watching TV or trolling the web. Foods eaten are usually unsubstantial snacks and leftovers.

Also: procrastineation, pracrastineating, procrastineater
"You start writing that Poli Sci paper yet?"
"Nah."
"Thought it was due tomorrow."
"Yep."
"Atta boy. And is that your third bowl of Frosted Flakes or fourth?"
"Fifth. But check it out: Planet Earth reruns. Shallow Seas. Oh man this a bonkers episode. Definitely my second-favorite."
"Dude you polished off all the chocolate milk, too? Damn. You sure can procrastineat with the best of them."
"I wish Sigourney Weaver narrated my life like in Planet Earth. Slash Stranger than Fiction."
"Underrated movie."
"Not nearly as bad as it looked. Clever."
"So much better than Blades of Glory."
"Maggie Gyllenhaal is a fox."
"Is that how you pronounce her name?"
"No idea. I improvise it every time."
"So you're not gonna start the paper till like 2am huh."
"Absolutely not. I'm at least half a box of mac & cheese away from even turning on my computer."
"You know what? I'm gonna go Netflix Stranger Than Fiction right now. You want me to add anything to the queue?"
"Yeah whichever disc has 'Great Plains' in it. I wanna see the antelope get its whole program ruined by that gator again."
"In slow-mo."
"And high def."
"I like my animal-attack films highly defined."
"I will not watch animals attack in anything but the slowest of motion and highest of definition."
"Nothing but the best will do."
"Less than the best is unacceptable."
"I've been spoiled. When I watch animal attack clips in regular-mo and -def, I get confused."
"I don't even know what I'm looking at."
"I'm like, 'Is this an ad? Which one is the bear? This sucks.'"
"Do we have any more sandwich meat?"
by ns0000 January 11, 2009
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Procrastinatus extrimus

extreme procrastination (delaying a task) for forever or so like Danielius
Well he's such a procrastinatus extrimus.
by NotConqube December 28, 2019
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Procrastinator

I'm not a Procrastinator, I just don't want to do that right now
by A SvddenZaz Account December 29, 2021
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Procrastination monkey

A lazy person who often procrastinates and delays their work, often eats bananas and other fruits shaped like a planetarium to stay big and strong.
Johnny: Mike is such a procrastination monkey, he has big dreams that he wants to achieve yet he's just laying there on his couch doing nothing to reach them.
David: I think he has schizophrenia! Give him the pills Johnny!
by CookieLikeABookie January 4, 2023
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strategic procrastination

Putting off starting or completing a task or responding to an invitation because of the possibility it will go away.
When my neighbor told me she had canceled her Tupperware party, I was glad I had practiced strategic procrastination.
by midcenturyantique November 19, 2009
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