to wait to masterbate
by gandalf aka the white wizard September 05, 2005
Person one: "Dude why didn't you finish your assignment?"
Person two: "Sorry I strated it then began procrasterbating"
Person two: "Sorry I strated it then began procrasterbating"
by xMEGADAVEx May 19, 2011
n. - the act of two or more people putting off or delaying an unpleasant or unwanted task by masterbating instead. The task can be the same or different for each person and the masterbation can be simultaneous, where by each perosn pleasures him or herself, or shared, whereby each person pleasures another person.
v. - mutual procrasterbating , mutually procrasterbate(d)
adv. - mutual procrasterbater
See also procrasterbation
v. - mutual procrasterbating , mutually procrasterbate(d)
adv. - mutual procrasterbater
See also procrasterbation
Juan and Carla did not want to finish their chores, so instead, they engaged in mutual procrasterbation.
Peggy and her roomate Selma did not want to study for their mid-term, so they decided to mutually procrasterbate.
Sometimes during procrasterbation, Gary becomes bored by himself and invites his friend Omar for mutual procrasterbation.
Peggy and her roomate Selma did not want to study for their mid-term, so they decided to mutually procrasterbate.
Sometimes during procrasterbation, Gary becomes bored by himself and invites his friend Omar for mutual procrasterbation.
by Wheredthecheesego? March 25, 2011
by emrldflm96 June 08, 2010
To procrastonate by masterbation
by bdkkc February 17, 2015
Did your brother make it to Dallas yet? -No, he PROCRASTERBATED all day, and missed every flight out!
by Beege the Great August 25, 2016
It's when you are thinking about masterbating but instead of doing it right now you decide to do it later.
by Wildcat872 November 01, 2010