procasterbate

Putting something off so you can masterbate instead.

I should have finished writing that english paper, but I procasterbated instead.

by PilgoreThaGoat February 21, 2011

Procrastibate

To put off something to go masturbate.

"Go do your chores!"
"Nah, I'd rather go procrastibate"

by Recalibar February 28, 2009

procrastebate

The use of self satisfaction to delay duties etc.

I've been fired from my job because I would rather procrastebate then show up on time.

by Paula Esquivel May 7, 2008

procrasterbation

Procrasterbation is the fine art of using masterbation to procrastinate.

Son: "Mom I don't want to take the trash out right now, I'll do it later"

Mother: "Stop your procrasterbation and take the god damn trash out!"

by ShooterXL May 31, 2006

Percrasterbate

It what u do when u hav eto get something done but u dont do it by masterbating

i was supose to write this paper for english but insted i percrasterbated.

by Frankie Equinox June 23, 2007

procrasterbation

when instead of getting things done you mastebate

Dude, I had to turn my paper in late due to procrasterbation.

by jamesr669 December 28, 2009

procrasturbation

Wanking when you are supposed to be working.

Tim never did his homework and eventually failed chemistry due to his constant procrasturbation when he was supposed to be studying.

by Jurmajesty December 7, 2007