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Precision Airstrike

You and your boy are both in urgent need to use the bathroom during a night on the town, but you get there only to find that there is but one stall left. You look into each others eyes, and in a moment of bro-to-bro interconnected brainwaves, you both know what has to be done.
The Precision Airstrike.
Bro #1 has to drop a deuce, meanwhile bro #2 has to let the forbidden golden juice flow. You double up on the toilet. Bro # 1 takes his shit, hence the Airstrike, while bro # 2 urinates in the small gap in the front of the toilet, between bro # 1’s thighs and penis. Hence the first word of the term; Precision.

Congratulations, you’ve successfully completed the coveted Precision Airstrike, reserved for only the closest of bro’s.
Me and Tyler were at a party the other night, and had to use the Precision Airstrike to maximize personal time management and party host bathroom efficiency.
by NotYourBusiness138 January 16, 2021
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Precision of language

Precision of language is a term, used in a movie and in the book “The Giver”.

It is used when someone uses an overused word (or) which lost its meaning.
I love him very much.”
“Precision of language.”

Because of words “love”, “very”.
by G. Urbonas April 21, 2018
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procastinate

To waste time convincing somebody that they have to get a cast put on their broken limb.
Ortho Doc 1: It took me 10 minutes to convince that dude he needed a cast and couldn't go home with just an elastic bandage and crutches!

Ortho Doc 2: Yeah, sometimes ya just gotta procastinate with these guys. Part of the job.
by brainyuck July 17, 2011
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Procaine

When a juicehead Bro has very little protein powder left and divides the last bits up into platic bags to avoid carrying around the jug thus making it look like baggies of cocaine.
Ryan: Yo Bro Namath did you forget your Protein?

Ben: Nah Hulk Brogan I just split it up into some Procaine

Ryan: Fuckin Smart!
by RUSSITHABOSS November 15, 2011
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penis probation

a word started when a group of girls got fed up w/ their men's behavior therefore set out to punish them! That's right! No hj's, no bj's, and definetly no sex for you fellas! Not gonna happen! Not tonight, not for the next 25 yrs of your lives!! Jk...it's been proven the girls are the ones that seem to cave in on their own rule b/c we're so deprived....
He didn't call me for 3 weeks, Mandy! That's aight..just put him on penis probation!
by FeD Up June 27, 2004
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procrastonationism

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the art of procrastonating for prolonged periods of time
hopefully i can prefect my procrastonationism so i will never do anything again
by 42 Pound Moose December 15, 2005
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probation

Set amount of time for some reason.
Usually set with a FELONY COMMITTED BY A MINOR
by Larstait November 6, 2003
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