procrastivaping

pro·cras·ti·vaping
Vaping before doing anything. procrastivape procrastivaper

🔥 Have I been procrastivaping to much?....nah!

by ClassicRonnie November 27, 2019

procrastination

A similar experience to masturbation, it feels good while you're doing it, but it sucks afterwards when you realize that you just fucked yourself.

by DJ jaydee August 16, 2003

proctometrist

a doctor specializing in vision care for individuals with their head up their ass.

Dude! It's right there, plain English, in front of your face! You need to make an appointment to see your proctometrist.

by cyclopath September 22, 2010

Procrastavirus

It's a contagious and deadly disease. It's chronic and requires intense treatment such as a schedule. Symptoms are tiredness, lack of work, small attention span and such.

I couldn't complete my work, I was procrastinating. I think I have Procrastavirus.

by JazzyLadybug February 24, 2020

procrastinate

What most people do in their life from one time to another
You're probably doing it write now, I know I am

When you don't want to do work and you keep staring at it. You do something else and hope the homework fairy will come and do it for you...

I should be writing my essay, but I'm busing reading disturbing definitions. I really shouldn't procrastinate.

by donottouchthat February 5, 2013

procrastinist

One who is known to procrastinate

That terrible procrastinist Tom rarely does his homework before the very period when they are due.

by The Jugular Juggler March 24, 2017

procaffeinate

(v.) To delay or postpone action; put off doing something until you've had coffee.

I put the 'pro' in procaffeinate.

by LostBumblebee July 21, 2014