Probing The Moon

Anal Sex, basically... When you moon someone you show your butt, when you probe something you usually stick something in a hole... So it makes sense.

Hey, I was probing the moon last night with this chick when she farted... I then orgasmed. It... Was... Awesome!!!!

by the shit hits the fan May 2, 2009

rectal probing

A simple procedure execute by curious aliens or doctors to examine the lower rectum and other internal organs of a person/animal. They (gently) insert a tool, tentacle or finger into your anus. This allows them to feel your interior and explore it.

This procedure can be considerated a bit invasive by some people.

Kang: My name is Kang, and this is my sister, Kodos.
Kodos: Hello.
Homer: I suppose you wanna probe me. Well, might as well get it over with.
Kang: Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us.
(The Simpsons - S8E1: Treehouse of Horror VII)

by Arcem___S_V June 15, 2020

soul provider

the masterpiece from zayn and liam Payne that sadly was never released

someone: why are u crying?
me: the only lyric we heard from soul provider is "i can't be without my love i'm nowhere right, can't-"

by soulprovider November 10, 2021

providence

Home of Brown University (the only thing NYC socialites know the state for, due to rich college bound kids), RISD (thus the crazy shit on telephone poles and insanely dressed thayer's street shoppers), Providence Place Mall (where all Rhode Islanders have, at least, been), Federal Hill (a special place with excellent food and well done jobs), and a river flowing with acid waste and occasionally water-fire, among other fabulous Rhode Island-y things.

Let's go to Providence tommorow.
The mall?
Yes.

by madison February 21, 2005

probied

When a man is made to do something he does not want to do by his wife.

me: "yo man you watching the heat game?"
friend: "nah man, im stuck watching Y&R"
me: "aw man you got probied!"

me: "yo u wanna get some beers later?"
friend: "can't dude, going to bed bath and beyond then mowing the lawn"
me: "man you got probied again?"

by notproby June 16, 2013

Provider

A real man that takes care of his kids and his woman in the same household..

My man is a provider.. He takes care of his house and me and the kids..

by Osammion November 17, 2019

provider

Someone who is a prostitue.

This provider is well known for her service and looks.

by HeavyPooner April 29, 2005