My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader.

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.

by biggestbafoonbingus69 June 4, 2023

preboot

To reboot Windows 7 Beta or RC before the 2 hour time limit automatically reboots your computer.

Hold up a second, I gotta preboot. BRB

by markwo March 7, 2010

Probablistically

Something hipsters will (probablistically) say.
Means probably.

If you're a hipster you'll probablistically end up on latfh.com, or name your cat/bike/child Helvetica.

by Tmape March 17, 2010

Probablementissimo

Loco but happy

"Probablementissimo" - Kobra77, 2019

by tillusingh October 5, 2019

Phobos and Deimos

I bet you didn’t know that Mars had moons. 🌚🌚

Guy 1: Did you know Mars had moons?
Guy 2: Yeah aren’t they Phobos and Deimos.
Guy 1: Damn it I thought no one knew
Guy 2: What do you think I’m a retard.

by EpicLLama May 25, 2021

Super Probably Level

A stupid ass level in the game Geometry Dash, specifically made to be confusing and with gameplay similar to that of a shit stain on a toilet and decoration that's purposefully made to hide all of the obstacles in a level and hurt your eyes. Currently in the extended demon list at around the 100 - 150th place range. Often considered to be a fun level to learn and practice and has even sparked a remaster of sorts in the form of "Maybe Possibly Thing".

1. Hey man I finally beat super probably level last week.

2. Oh shit, how many fingers am I holding up?

1. Uhm, 13?

by SomeoneWhoLikesSuperProbablyLe January 31, 2021

prebound

A romantic interest that one has while one is involved in another relationship. A new relationship to jump into at the end of the previous one, and possibly even the reason to break up with an old partner. Can also be used as a verb.

My God, Tess has the hots for Dennis and she's already going out with Marly. Looks like he's her prebound.

Tess just broke up with Marly, and she's going out with Dennis. Looks like she prebounded.

by maianess January 17, 2007