The privacy policy's small-print said that by using this site my kidneys may fail. I failed to recognise this statement and now I am in hospital with a lap-top registering my digust through-out the world.
A girlfriend who constantly checks your facebook profile, reads all of your texts, calls you to see where you're at or who you're with. And is always stuck up your ass!
Chaz: Your gf is a privacy rapist, you can't even take a shit without her watching you.