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Public Privacy

1. The illusion of which is given to people on a cell phone or blue tooth in public and within earshot of others. These people believe that others cannot hear about their husband's rectal exam or their mothers attempt at making toast in the microwave.

2. What is compromised when Party A takes video/pictures of Party B in public with or without them knowing, with the intent of putting them on YouTube or myspace.
1. "I don't care about her son's first poop on the toilet, I just want to know if she want lettuce, tomato, or onion on her sub! Put down the phone and listen to me goddammit!"

2. Eligh: "What are you doing!? Put that camera away! This is an invasion of public privacy!

Felix: "No! I'm going to put you and that gold spandex bodysuit on the internet!"
by Bnacov March 28, 2008
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Privacy

Mom! leave me alone I need some privacy!
by toadweilder January 12, 2019
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Privacy.php

You clicked on terms of service and got this.congratulations!
Anyways,here is the real privacy policy.
1.ignore the definition of privacy policy.
2.if you create a definition of me,then send it to me via Roblox
or

quora.
3.put anything you want here because I don't know what to put here.
Dude1:I'm going to sign up on urban dictionary.
Dude2:ok
Dude1:clicks on sign up
Dude1:clicks on gmail sign up
Dude1:clicks on terms of service
Dude1:wtf why is there a definition instead of the terms of service?!?
Dude1:and it goes to privacy.php
Dude1:?!?!?!?!?
by Artemvideourban January 29, 2023
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Privacy

My parents tried to go through my phone, that’s an invasion of privacy
by SynonymR0lls May 21, 2019
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privacy policy

A subject of conversation nobody gives a flying fuck about.

Originates from the fuckton of "We're updating our privacy policy" emails in wake of GDPR
Dave: *spouting arcane shit in monotone voice*
Bob: I'm not following a damn thing he's saying.

Jim: Don't mind him; he's just updating his privacy policy.
by Solarys June 11, 2018
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hurts my privacy

Experiencing publicly annoying people.
-When someone smells bad or farts on an elevator, that "hurts my privacy."

-When there's three open lanes of traffic and someone, usually on a cell phone, is tailgating my car instead of going around, that "hurts my privacy."

-When someone stands too close to me while talking, that "hurts my privacy."
-- ("Too close," is defined as, "Within the spit zone" so that occasionally when they say a "P" word a single drop of spit comes out of their mouth and hits my face... That's too close... just remember, you probably have bad breath, so stand back.)
by PlayfulRaven November 16, 2006
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