Fucking oneself with own feet thus looking like a pretzel.
"Oh, man. I was with Sally last night, we were having sex, then she did The Pretzel!"
"No way, dude! How did she do it?!"
"I don't know, but it was way hot."

sex love cute
by Penrose August 17, 2014
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thug, gangsta, hardcore, sick, ill, cool, wicked

generally another way to say that something, someone, etc is sick, cool, awesome, etc.
Karl: We're robotripping this saturday, wanna come?

Katja: Pretzel! I'm in.
by swaggerchef May 5, 2011
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a bootyful floof of a smol bean, that is also my dog.
wow

its a pretzel.
by lol stop February 18, 2019
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drunk or wasted to the point where you are lying on the floor and people drop pretzel sticks into your open mouth. see also bombed
we got so pretzeled last night after a night of boozing
by Dome Timer November 1, 2006
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When you finish on a girls face and toss coarse kosher salt on her. A pretzel knot occurs when the hair becomes knotted with salt and jiz.
I totally gave that girl a pretzel last night.
by Hot Carl Winslow January 2, 2008
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Doin the pretzel to a girl is when you put your dick in a pretzel and stick it in her PUUUUSSSSAAAAAYY!

Akhtar: "so dude i was at a party and this babe was all over Petroski and you know what she said... tell em Petroski"

Petroski: "she was like Petroski why don't you turn your dick into a pretzel and stick it up my PUUUSSSSSAAAAYY!"

thats "The Pretzel"
by B.i.g. Pappa March 10, 2009
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