Slang for mid-grade pot. Short for "pretend kind" buds. Usually a kind strain but poorly grown or accidently allowed to germinate from male plants. Still better than schwag, but not as good as kind. Going rates in Boulder, CO..
kind bud...$50 per 1/8th ounce. Very nice. No seeds. Smells/tastes great. 1-3 hits should do you. See Northern Lights.
Pretendies...$100 per ounce. Usually green and fluffy. Perhaps some seeds. Smells/tastes good. May need 2-5 hits for nice groove. Sometimes called beesters.
Schwag...$60 per ounce. Can be dark green or brown. Lots of seeds. Sometimes formed in brick squares. Smells/tastes earthy or like dirt. Will need 4+ hits to get high. Sometimes only produces headache.
kind bud...$50 per 1/8th ounce. Very nice. No seeds. Smells/tastes great. 1-3 hits should do you. See Northern Lights.
Pretendies...$100 per ounce. Usually green and fluffy. Perhaps some seeds. Smells/tastes good. May need 2-5 hits for nice groove. Sometimes called beesters.
Schwag...$60 per ounce. Can be dark green or brown. Lots of seeds. Sometimes formed in brick squares. Smells/tastes earthy or like dirt. Will need 4+ hits to get high. Sometimes only produces headache.
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something that looks like the real deal, but is actually rather less than that just average.
Originally started as marijuana slang, it referred to weed that looked like the mack daddy, but was actually only middies. So the "pretendica" has now become generally thus, something that looks great, but is actually only okay, so-so, average at best.
something that has the capacity of pretending or is in the act of pretending or faking it.
pretending, faking, fronting.
Originally started as marijuana slang, it referred to weed that looked like the mack daddy, but was actually only middies. So the "pretendica" has now become generally thus, something that looks great, but is actually only okay, so-so, average at best.
something that has the capacity of pretending or is in the act of pretending or faking it.
pretending, faking, fronting.
He said that club was the diesel, but it was really kind of pretendica.
The girl thought that she had a hot ride, but it was total pretendica.
"Was it the shit, man?" -"Naw, it was pretendica."
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"It was some scenester shit, yo. Total pretendica."
The girl thought that she had a hot ride, but it was total pretendica.
"Was it the shit, man?" -"Naw, it was pretendica."
or
"It was some scenester shit, yo. Total pretendica."
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Ice cream isn't what's written in the script... the correct line is "want me to play pretend girlfriend now?"
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