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Pedosexual

A piece of udder human garbage who likes to molest and rape children while saying they are a false and bullshit identity to hide the fact that they are pedophiles and should be put in prison.
Rob: Oh hey I am in the LGBT+ community
Jim: Oh really? What is your sexuality
Rob: I'm a pedosexual
Jim: Oh do you mean you are a piece of shit that molests kids?
by PedosexualsDeserveNoRespect September 27, 2020
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Pedosexual

An adult who is sexually attracted to children. Pedosexuality is a common sexual orientation the world over, but is by no means as common as like-age attraction. Pedosexual tendencies can be identified in virtually everyone, but are discouraged due to Puritan-influenced attitudes about sex that endure to this day.

A minority of pedosexuals are exclusively attracted to children, while the majority are either "happily married" or "celibate." Ideal professions for pedosexual individuals include: Guidance Counselor, Gym Teacher, Priest/Youth Minister, Senator, Pop Star, Party Clown, Santa Claus (Seasonal), and Elementary School Principal.

Slang terms for pedosexual include: pedophile and pedobear.
Margaret always watched Junior Gymnastics in the nude because she was a pedosexual.
by Paula Deen, Ya'll! July 15, 2013
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pseudosexual

the act of faking your sexualit y for attention or to fit in.
melissa: is she really bi ?
dee: nah. shes faking, she was lesbo last monday.
melissa: fuck ! another pseudosexual, i woula showed her a good time.
by mcbillions March 11, 2009
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pedosexual

A fancy word for "Pedophilia". They want to get into the LGBTQ community so badly, but they're not accepted as one. They need to go see therapy instead of turning it into a sexuality.
Person 1: I heard my cousin is pedosexual...
Person 2: Maybe don't contact them ever again
by tropicalskies December 30, 2020
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Paedosexual

An individual who is attracted to minors but does not and has not engaged in any activity with them.
The dirty paedosexual needed mental help.
by ChartreuseDan October 29, 2012
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Pedosexual

An excuse by pedophiles made to try to fit in with LGBTQ+, when in actuality, pedosexuals are infact criminals.s
Man 1: What is your sexuality?
Man 2: I'm pedosexual.
Man 1: Leave my house and die in a dumpster fire, you pedofile.
FBI: OPEN UP, THIS IS THE FBI
by The Terraria Guy June 26, 2021
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paedosexual

One who is sexually oriented towards prepubescent children; this word does *not* imply action, contrary to the other definition.
Most paedosexuals do not molest children.
by Aazss December 4, 2006
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